Pagans have decided to use my north field for their parties on friday nights. they leave the odd goat carcass and run around naked in my crops. also lots of empty european beer cans. Anyone successfully driven out some pagan hordes? also advice on dealing with visigoths barbarians or vikings may be useful here.
2007-03-21 23:28:25 · 3 answers · asked by Richard J 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The best way to frighten off the vikings is to set up a security perimeter. At the edge of your field, place a can (or bottle) of light beer every ten feet. You might need to lash them in place to a stake or something, to make sure they aren't knocked over or something.
But, definately, that'll keep the vikings away - it'd be like garlic to vampires. ;)
2007-03-22 04:10:53 · answer #1 · answered by ArcadianStormcrow 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not you as well? I've had terrible trouble with them ringing my doorbell and running away, knocking over the dustbins, taunting my cats and leaving stupid messages on my answering machine. I've called the police but I don't think they're taking it seriously. What can I do?
2007-03-22 06:33:18 · answer #2 · answered by Wild About Harry 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you're thinking of heathens. pagans would never leave trash lying around. it's against our nature.
eclectic pagan.
2007-03-22 06:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋