What are some great movie quotes? Who was the character and from what movie? It's better if they're funny.
2007-03-21 21:19:47 · 9 answers · asked by out of luck 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
"A gun rack? A gun rack. I don't even own A gun. Let alone many guns that would necessatite an entire gun rack. What am I going to do with a gun rack?"
-Wayne Campbell from Wayne's World.
First quote I could think of from that movie but the movie is full of good ones.
2007-03-21 21:24:52 · answer #1 · answered by 88keys 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."
Eric Draven - The Crow
"So many cops. You'd think they were givin' away donuts."
Sergeant Albrecht - The Crow
"Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else."
Ace Ventura - Pet Detective
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
Ash - Army of Darkness
"It's a trick. Get an axe."
Ash - Army of Darkness
"Even a big ***** cockroach like you should know... never, but never, **** with the King."
Elvis - Bubba Ho-tep
"Ah, good tone and general musculature. Report those compliments to your *** before it gets so big it forms it's own website!"
Sparky - Bring it on
"Zombies, man. They creep me out."
Kaufman - Land of the Dead
"Where the hell you goin'? Damn it. Don't you NEVER turn your back on a ******' clown when he's talkin' to you!"
Captain Spaulding - The Devil's Rejects
"Oh, no. no, you are NOT shootin' that green **** at me!"
Hiller - Independence Day
2007-03-22 01:39:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can: 'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.'
" Network" movie by Faye Dunaway
It is not a a funny quote but a drama quote
2007-03-21 22:26:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bubba Ho Tep Quotes
2016-10-18 02:15:26 · answer #4 · answered by zary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.He's name is Amsterdam. Amstardam?! I'm New York. (Gangs of New York)
2. When I was in your age they would say whether we become cops or criminals. What I am saying is this: When you're facing a loaded gun. What's the difference.
(The Departed)
3. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
(Godfather part II)
2007-03-22 03:18:10 · answer #5 · answered by S c a l p e r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Llyod : Harry! You're alive! and a terrible shot!!
Dumb and Dumber
Navin: I have my temporary driver's license - and - my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth.
The Jerk
Dr. Frankenstein: You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.
Igor: What hump?
Young Frankinstein
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna sh*t!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna sh*t or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna sh*t, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it
Fasttimes
2007-03-22 00:07:16 · answer #6 · answered by petiteblondebabygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have 2 from the same movie, Wedding Crashers.
Funny one "Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?"
Sweet one: "True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another."
2007-03-21 22:01:27 · answer #7 · answered by Meg D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Can we go home now?" Boy on pier from the film Jaws, after the shark had just eaten a person.
"You disrespect me, you disrespect my family, you don't even call me Godfather" Marlon Brando. Godfather.
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like victory"
Captain on the beach, Apocalypse now.
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" Godfather,
"I'll make him an offer he can't understand" Scottish Godfather
2007-03-22 06:00:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker" Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
2007-03-22 12:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by camarogurl1967 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋