Please Help! I just found out that my 15 years old cousin is straight. Not sure we can find anything around here (St. Olaf, Minnesota) but price and travel are no object. As long as he can be cured.
2007-03-21 21:16:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I think you should show him statistics of how horrible & cruel straight men really are. If that doesn't work, lock him in his room until he sees the error of his ways
2007-03-22 01:28:40 · answer #1 · answered by gitsliveon24 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but my clinic specializes in rehabilitating heterosexual women only. Good luck finding a place for hetero guys though.
2007-03-22 05:13:28 · answer #2 · answered by carora13 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Vatican has a great international exchange program for straight teenagers. I'll pray for the cousin now.
2007-03-22 04:57:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Send your cousin to "Down East Gal's house"...that should do the trick.
2007-03-22 04:36:20 · answer #4 · answered by myview 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can get him a job at the baths, Mary.
Fix him up with a nice beautician boyfriend!
2007-03-22 04:45:27 · answer #5 · answered by Viola Shumski 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could cure your cousin from this by trying to imitate him in what he's doing...I think that his desires are still of a high quality...don't you think so?
2007-03-22 04:28:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He clearly needs Jesus - a man who spent his life in the company of a dozen young, sexy men talking about the *brotherhood of love*. Sounds very homo-erotic to me, Jesus does.
2007-03-22 05:02:00 · answer #7 · answered by Ashley 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
what are you talking about? thats good if hes heterosexual, im bi, and i still cant find a cure for that, lol.
2007-03-22 07:03:06 · answer #8 · answered by uirrid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
send her to a island. she must repent...I'll pray she turns gay....lol
I heard lulu has a camp for your cousin.
2007-03-22 04:22:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.. send him to an island with a guy.. that might help *wink*
2007-03-22 06:13:30 · answer #10 · answered by pee_bag 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋