2007-03-21 18:12:31 · 6 answers · asked by Haiku 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
because it is closer to the north pole
2007-03-21 18:16:38 · answer #1 · answered by dana5169 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you see when Canadians talk they fill the surrounding atmosphere with heated air.. this heated air (otherwise know as HOT air) beings to alter the gravitational centrifical force on the upper half of the Northern Hemisphere... When you get a group of Canadians speaking and all that hot air is being released- wam! there you have it! Altered gravity.. very simple my dear boy.. and I'm so full of bs:)
2007-03-21 18:19:53 · answer #2 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liberality counteracts gravity on a 3-1 ratio, that's why canada has floated so far north, and why yankees tend to live in the north.....most lack the gravity to tolerate the south....
2007-03-21 18:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by geezer 51 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not about gravity we just arent weighed down by all the guns and weapons like the US is...haha either that or its cause we arent so full of it.
2007-03-21 18:21:10 · answer #4 · answered by Kelly + Eternal Universal Energy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Canada is a myth, it don't exist... kinda like the fountain of youth, except... um, the fountain of youth is real, we just haven't found it yet.. its somewhere in Florida
2007-03-21 18:17:44 · answer #5 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Being a Canadian, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you!
2007-03-21 18:15:19 · answer #6 · answered by prairiegurrl 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋