I found a lot of good jokes here is one
knock knock
who's there?
easter
easter who?
easter bunny
knock knock
who's there?
another
another who?
another easter bunny
knock knock
who's there?
no more
no more who?
no more easter bunnies, wait till next year!!
and another
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
2007-03-25 06:02:25
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answered by Boss302 2
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Looking at the responses to your question, you see that not everyone ignores you. All you have to do to get noticed is what you did just now. DO SOMETHING!!!
If you just flit in and out of a room with hardly anything to say, people will ignore you.
Learn some jokes, put a smile on your face and just enter a conversation.... You'll be surprised at how easily you can mingle and make people notice you IF you have something interesting to say.
Happy Friending!!!
2007-03-21 18:05:54
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answered by manlaks 1
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go and be my contact ..i am a mother of two daughter and son. i have a lot of email in my folder that i could send you.they will make you laugh and are very caring.i have 4 grand kids age 19,17,12,and 7 i am also their friend!!! you have a friend and he will never leave you gods there for hes my best friend i talk to all the time yes he dose answer me in some way or another.i will let my 17 grand daughter read my email and we have so much fun reading some of my silly mail.
2007-03-21 18:27:43
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answered by Anonymous
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I know how that feels. All throughout school, kids would harrass me and pick on me and what not. It wasn't easy for me to make friends.
As a result, that made me more open to other ppl and willing to just be there when they needed someone. I'm always online just about. if you ever need to talk to someone, just drop me an IM or email. :-)
2007-03-21 18:01:42
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answered by Cory C 2
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I would like to be your friend.......u can e-mail me anytime.....
(Joke 1)
PAPA BEAR : "Somebody's eaten all my porridge!"
BABY BEAR : "Somebody's eaten all my porridge!"
MAMA BEAR : "Nag! Nag! Nag! I haven't even made it yet!"
(Joke 2)
Two boys in a museum noticed that a mummy case was marked "1286 B.C."
"What does that number mean?" one asked his friend.
"Maybe it's the license number of the car that hit him."
(Joke 3)
An 85 yr old widow went on a blind date with a 90 yr old man.
When she return to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. "What happened, Mother? the daughter asked.
"I had to slap his face three times!"
"You mean he got fresh?"
"No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!"
I hope this jokes made you cheered up a little..........
Tc.......
2007-03-21 18:31:56
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answered by SATJ12 3
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Hey don't become friends with people on the internet
I don't care what Dr. Phil says
2007-03-21 18:02:00
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answered by Sarah 2
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ill be ur friend.
joke...have u ever smelled moth balls?
how'd u get the little fellas legs apart to smell em.
haha. if u need to talk just email me. im a very good listener and sometimes i can give good advice.
2007-03-21 18:01:58
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answered by emilybailey1980 3
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Sure I'll be your friend. But I hope your not like underage..Cause I'm 27 and I can get in trouble for talknig to minors.
2007-03-21 18:00:21
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answered by Anonymous
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yeah internet friends are dangerous. they are not always who you think they are. its best if you have friends right where you are . maybe if you can work on your personality would help draw friends to you. I am not saying you have a bad attitude or anything but just trying to help.
2007-03-29 17:34:47
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answered by . 5
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It's not a good feeling, I myself don't care if people ignore me.
I wasn't put here to please them, so they can just... well you know. As soon as I can think of a joke I'll post it, okay?
2007-03-21 18:02:35
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answered by Anonymous
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