Recently an unidentified man was in the hospital
to have his wedding ring removed from his penis.
His mistress found the ring in his pants pocket
and was so angered by this that she
slipped his ring on his penis while he slept.
We don't know which is worse:
1) having your mistress
find out you're married.
2) explaining to your wife how your
wedding ring got on your penis.
OR
3) having everyone find out your
wedding ring fits on your penis
2007-03-21 17:24:38 · 3 answers · asked by oldman 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Probably the worst would be if he could slip it right off again without anybody being the wiser
2007-03-21 20:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by Orinoco 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's frigging hilarious. Could you imagine having to explain to your wife why you had to have your ring cut off of your penis??
Or explaining to the doctor "where" you have to have it cut off from!!
2007-03-22 07:08:14 · answer #2 · answered by ski4ever1977 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your too funny! lol
2007-03-23 00:39:22 · answer #3 · answered by caviler2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋