Remember, this is SUPPOSED to be a joke; so don't put up stupid serious answers like "it's fiction" or the sort up ok? let's have it going!! post whatever your right hemisphere tells u to.
Hint: My accio spell only works with the dishwasher. what's my prob? and I can't pull off a good Lumos, It always turns red then green then gives out all sorts of rainbow collors. And my patronus's a weasel that usually starts skurrying around my feet.
2007-03-21 16:47:35 · 20 answers · asked by Moe A 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
Guys don't just keep this about the wand size, I want moronic results on just about anything.
2007-03-21 16:59:36 · update #1
Hey i've even tryed it without pronouncing the words and i get the same results. and my wand isn't backwards, ok? it's got a nice this side up (R) logo on it at it's tip.
2007-03-21 17:09:12 · update #2
God u guys are amazing! keep the crazy answers flying around people!
2007-03-22 02:55:40 · update #3
Ok listen in case you haven't noticed, OLLIVANDER'S CLOSED! He got stolen or something. anyway his shop's closed.
And don't forget to give me stars ;)
2007-03-23 17:05:52 · update #4
Make sure your annunciation is correct, if you say the words just a little off it can be disastrous.
2007-03-21 17:04:46 · answer #1 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi, if you bought your wand at Ollivanders then the wand is definately not the problem. Have you ever stopped to consider the possibility that you might be a squib. I know it's a scary thought but magic is not for everyone. Good luck. I hope I'm wrong.
2007-03-21 19:01:21 · answer #2 · answered by MB1810 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Narnia the witch is used as symbolism and has a deeper meaning, all the Narnia sequence have a deeper Christian intending to it. the subject I see with Harry Potter is the full witchcraft. it is all that's in certainty approximately. If the witchcraft became toned down similar to in the different video clips/books i could be extra ok with it, and you could desire to examine what that's doing to our childrens. On Halloween all of them opt to be a character from HP and opt to pretend they're doing witchcraft and casting spells. you relatively do not see plenty little ones desirous to be the fairy Godmother. I even have examine the books and considered the action pictures and that i did not locate plenty interest in them. the different tale's do use magic even although this is not based all on witchcraft, and are extra acceptable than HP. those are my perspectives on the problem.
2016-11-27 21:12:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, JK Rowling is a Witch, who wrote these books for Muggles. Now, she had to encode some things so that Muggles couldn't start figuring things out and getting them horribly wrong. Therefore, everything in the book is encoded every which way (For instance, Harry Potter is actually Neville Longbottom, and vice versa; Voldemort is actually Moldevort, etc) Hence, the spells in the books are encoded as well. Try reading them backwards, and it should all work out for you.
Best of luck!
2007-03-21 18:03:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first maybe you are a squib. I for one tried the exact same thing, but it worked for me. My wand was exactly a foot long, and produced the most amazing results. I say was because I tragically lost it last year attempting to put out a fire. One of my friends misguidedly thought I was trying to build it higher and tossed it in for me.
You don't need a wand to kill. Hee hee.
2007-03-26 12:39:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waugh... I've got it worse than you... whenever i try to do a crutacious curse chicken wings come out of my back. It's kindof annoying... Also when I say Accio my annoying sister comes running. Geez... I'm asking for a replacement wand, but dont have enough money...
2007-03-29 10:30:00 · answer #6 · answered by dnangelfreak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your accio spell does not work because you need a wife not a wand!
I don't use a wand or a spell, I just say get me "whatever" and snap she does!
I say turn on the light and boom it is turned on!
wands suck wives are better!
Futhermore, you see voldermort is dumb. He has to enslave others to get his will done. You need to use the power of love and you wife will do things you want because she loves you!
2007-03-21 18:01:16 · answer #7 · answered by betterthanrating 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ah, tis a problem many have encountered over the years. you must pronouce your spells with the exact precision and make sure your wand is at the most comfortable angle. do make sure it is the right size and that it chose you, not you chose it! also, you must be sure you have WAND, not a stick. I think your brain is a bit muddled. :) sorry. also, I do wonder why a person who "can do magic" would have a dishwasher...
2007-03-21 17:39:10 · answer #8 · answered by wingardium_leviosa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think u can consult miss granger for ur pronounciation of spells.
Mr.Ollivander can help u too.
I hope u did ur magic in the muggle world. So the ministry may send to u, beware!!!
It's better that u replace ur wand with someother one.
2007-03-22 05:23:30 · answer #9 · answered by pprr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a common problem for novice wizards. Simply turn the wand around - you've been holding it backwards.
2007-03-21 17:03:52 · answer #10 · answered by §Sally§ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
how many times have you read the books? how many times have you seen the movies? what date is the next book coming out? how many books will there be in the series? what are the names of the exsisting books? can you describe to me in detail the layout of hogwarts and it's inhabitants? answer these questions. then, and ONLY then, will you be authorized to even attmept this magic.
2007-03-29 16:34:22 · answer #11 · answered by Just me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋