One day, while my wife was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted me about it.
"Oh, that," I said. "Well every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." she was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.
"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"
"Everytime I got a dozen, I sold them."
2007-03-21 16:34:54 · 27 answers · asked by oldman 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
lol, ur quite the comedian. Bet ur wife has a ball outta ya. Good one!! lol
2007-03-21 16:40:28 · answer #1 · answered by Truth Teller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say a dozen eggs cost $5, (10,000 divided by $5 = 2000)you are telling me that you have slept with over 2000 people .Surely you couldn't have slept with that many women to make that much money. Talk about pathetic and being a dreamer. thanks for the 2 pts
2007-03-21 23:44:42 · answer #2 · answered by jimmy_chick78 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok for one second I really was thinking about this.. it should say no stupid people at the top.. BUT GOOD NEWS... I called a friend and told them this and they laughed and I get it now.. jk... nahh that was good... I think I am going to have to go to the bank withdraw well maybe 100 is enough we have only been married 2 years... but yeah a few eggs some dollars and I can laugh at my husband for a week..... I know this is a joke but I think I might try it....lol
2007-03-21 23:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This has to be a joke because keeping eggs under the bed that long could possibly get rotten that you would even smell them.
2007-03-21 23:55:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL you are too funny. But she is mad because of all the affairs you had on her and that you hid this from her and was not honest about this before now. If you really did this this is not good at all and i sure can see why she is mad and upset with you.
2007-03-21 23:55:41 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Hewitt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And she had a box with 6-eggs and 20,000 dollars in it.
2007-03-21 23:43:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her at the end of the week when you have a dozen eggs you'll make her breakfast in bed.
That will make her happy.
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2007-03-21 23:41:08 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ ♥ C.J. ♥ ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny...but I've seen it before with the roles reversed and a slightly different scenario as well.
2007-03-21 23:41:11 · answer #8 · answered by Royalhinney 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because like my wife she had been cheating a lot more than that but had nothing to show for it but a very used and loose pu&&y
2007-03-22 05:49:14 · answer #9 · answered by cucked 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that is horrible personality and she has ever right to be mad at you, and if I was her, your butt would be gone. when you get married its suppost to be with that one person. even if you was just joking with her, its still pretty messed up way of doing someone.
2007-03-21 23:40:16 · answer #10 · answered by Stacey22 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋