If you were Dr. Frankenstein. What are the steps you would write to create your monster?

Question

make your moves step by step.

like..
1. do this.. then..
2. do that..
3. then do this..

you get the idea. :)

Answer 1

1. Go to a reputable medical school. Rant loudly that all the professors are "Fools! Utter Fools!". Do something brilliant and terrible in the cadaver room - brilliant enough to that your colleagues will regard you with a kind of repulsed awe but terrible enough that you get kicked out.

2. Proclaim "I'll Show You All!" as you leave.

3. Retire to quiet castle location for further experimentation. Peasants nearby should be as superstitious and backward as possible. Make certain to calm any of their fears and suspions by Never appearing in public except in silhoutte with lightning flashing behind you, and only to say things like "Soon all mankind will Know my Works and Tremble!"

4. Work only at night.

5. Hire assistant. Preferably one who has multiple physical defects, is guilty of heinous crimes, and limited vocabulary. Send him out to get supplies after teaching him the phrase "The Master commands it!" to endear him to locals.

6. Raid graveyards. Unlike those misguided idiots at the medical academy, you understand that only cadavers that are over a year dead have value for reanimation. Fresh corpses aren't gross enough.

7. Raid graveyards some more. No whole bodies will do. Even if the corpse is in pristine condition, it is necessary that it be rendered into parts and sewn into an even more monstrous whole.

8. You will need lots of lightning. See experiments of Tesla, Nikolai. If Tesla has not been born yet, do not despair. You can still get an idea of the lightning effects you will need by watching the movie 'Prestige'.

9. Wait for the darkest scariest thunderstorm of the year. It must happen at night. Make certain that no light except that generated by your lighting reanimation equipment gets into the lab. Lots of slime is good for conducting.

10. Now that you've constructed a physical monstrosity with no conscience that will only live for revenge and to inflict pain upon all those you love, and now that it will be powerful enough to escape any confinement and tear mere humans limb from limb, it is time to throw the switch and give it life.

11. When the monster has sprung to life, destroyed your laboratory, and killed everyone you love as well as incensed the local superstitious villagers near your castle, it is time for reason to finally assert itself. Sink despairingly to your knees and cry "What have I done? Oh God, what have I done?!!"

12. Spend the rest of your life, fortune, and energy trying to hunt down this awful monster, so that you may put things right. During this quest it is imperitive you enlist the aid of others but tell them NOTHING about the creature you are pursuing. Act surprised as they are systematically torn limb from limb by the monster as the monster continually stays just one step ahead of you.

13. Prepare to do down in history as a footnote, for the monster you have created will inexplicably develop a poetic nature, and muse on the philosophy of life and existance. People all throughout the world will realize that he is a tragic figure, and will remember him while forgetting all about you.

Answer 2

1. Cross Hilliary Clinton with Al Franken;

2. Add a healthy dose of George Carlin;

3. Have a nun beat the hell out of them on principal, and,

4. Have Mel Gibson make a movie out of 1 - 3 above.

Yep.