Do you have a funny "politically correct term"?

Question

Personally, I like "horizontally abundant".

Answer 1

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

Answer 2

What if someone's both "horizontally abundant" AND "vertically challenged"? Does that make them "diagonally confused"?

Answer 3

weight challanged? skinny? or too fat to do anything?
car challanged? to drive? to pick one out?
Hearing challanged? Does this mean I want to challange someone to a hearing test?
Hair challanged? lack of ? or don't know how to fix it? A hair dual?

Answer 4

I am NOT "differently abled." I have a physical handicap.

Answer 5

vertically challenged

Answer 6

visually challenged