He should realize he has only won the battle, not the war, shouldn't he?
2007-03-21 16:21:21 · 8 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you obviously have not recieved the audio book edition of sun tzu's "abridged art of war", read and improvisationally danced by richard simmons.
in it richard, often strays from the actual text to ferociously attack you and your unpainted toenails. he claims that in your most recent battle at the fjord of connecticut, that he flanked your rear battalion, and penetrated your defenses. sounds to me like your obviously inferior thighs were no match for his legendary thrusts.
dont feel any less of a man, though. the same thing happened to me in my battle against alberto gonzales and his pleasuring attorney generals.
2007-03-22 10:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Richard Simmons wears clown shoes. And Larry-the-Cable-Guy's shorty shorts. And women on spring break's tank tops. If you wear this stuff....YOU ARE Richard Simmons.
I wonder if he wears the Larry-the-Cable-Guy edible underbriches too....
2007-03-21 23:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've reviewed the video and it's obvious that you were pinned to the mat with a big smile on your face. I'm confused though, does everyone grunt that much when they are performing team pilates?
2007-03-22 00:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dont you and richard kiss and make up!
U know U want him back.
2007-03-22 15:49:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He used to be too big. Then he was too little. But now he's just right.
2007-03-21 23:58:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He just wants you to be able to fit into your jeans again.
2007-03-21 23:25:19 · answer #6 · answered by tooqerq 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Samantha told him.
2007-03-21 23:41:38 · answer #7 · answered by Tigger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he has !!
2007-03-21 23:27:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋