2007-03-21 15:35:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
this is president bush here, and i'm an idiot. i'm a tool and i'm about as dumb as a porn star's stage name. i'm also slow. and now i dont mean slow as in pace i mean i am slow. i can not read well and i have a hard time writing my own name. but i'm here to tell the world, and it's many countries, that includes Hawaii, that i'm a mass murderer. i know you think, we all know that mr. president. you have been sending our troops over to there iraq to be slaughtered while insiting a civil war. but fellow citizens of these united states, that's not what i meant. i mean i'm a real mass murderer. i am what some might call the fruit cup strangler. yep, i go to nursing homes, shake the old folks hands, strangle the life out of them wrinkle pops and then steal their fruit cups. noone knows it's me of course because, hey i'm the president. and now you know i'm the fruit cup strangler. thank you for tuning in, i leave you with one last word, vanilla.
2007-03-21 15:44:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
SAYING and DOING are two different things....If the actions went along with the words, then I would ask President Bush to change his policy concerning the illegal aliens!!
2007-03-21 22:41:31 · answer #2 · answered by angelique1225 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to hear an entire speech comprised of "Bushisms." He could make a few extra million selling dvds of it as a stand-up comedy routine.
2007-03-21 23:57:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What Makes you thinks you can become President.
2007-03-21 22:41:33 · answer #4 · answered by tfoley5000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That he and his party, and all of the Liberals and their partys in Canada are going to the front line to fight, and that they are going to send all of the troops home
2007-03-21 22:48:28 · answer #5 · answered by Gumbo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have him talk about something that is totally ligitimate like global warming or emissions control because when he screws it up that is the funniest.
2007-03-21 22:42:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would have him give a speech without a TelePrompter and no help in writing it. That would be entertaining
2007-03-21 22:39:00 · answer #7 · answered by Dairy Fairy 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry our men and women are dying for my personal gain, I'm pulling our troops.
2007-03-22 00:06:59 · answer #8 · answered by anncinn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have him sing "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"
2007-03-22 00:58:50 · answer #9 · answered by foghat77 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will bring on our troops and make the education system much better
2007-03-21 23:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by mickie1108 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋