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It happened to me in public. IT SUCKED! I tried to hold that sucker in, but it came out at the worst moment. How about you?

2007-03-21 15:28:09 · 55 answers · asked by Nerds Rule! 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

55 answers

Are you kidding?!

When I was 33 weeks pregnant with my first child, I sneezed, peed AND farted at the same time.

That was not a pleasant experience.

2007-03-21 15:30:29 · answer #1 · answered by FaZizzle 7 · 8 1

Why do you say it sucked. I can tell that you have a lot to learn before you can leave home. What happened to you is a great camouflage, Your sneeze covered the fart, so nobody could hear you fart. There was a young bull, and an old bull sitting up on a hill. Below them in the valley, there were several cows. The young bull said to the old bull, why don't we run down there and mate with one of them. The old bull replied, why don't we WALK down there and mate them all.

2007-03-21 15:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0 1

I laughed so tough I am crying on the woman that mentioned it got here out the entrance a bit. That is simply too humorous. I might not ever say that outloud!! But, sure, I have. My aunt was once speakme approximately her mom in legislation jogging and with each and every step there was once a bit "poot". Thats humorous stuff.

2016-09-05 11:33:45 · answer #3 · answered by pihl 4 · 0 0

Many times at school around my friends... then we laugh so hard we cant stop farting! It is sooo funny except when u do it in front of the person u like!

2007-03-21 15:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by kailey_loves_wolves 2 · 0 0

Yeah, and it was right in front of the guy I like and it was really loud and stincky. I was blood red, but I think it's happened to a lot of people.

2007-03-21 15:33:13 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea luvs u...maybe...lol 3 · 0 0

yes, it has and it was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
I was really sick and my son brought his in-laws to the hospital to see me and BAM'O. The only answer I could provide was "Hey,
I'm sick! I'm sure it's happened to you". They just looked stupefied. I then issued a "I don't want visitor's statement" which was inforced.

2007-03-21 15:32:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yeah just this morning as I was walking out of the bank. Thank goodness no one was around.

2007-03-21 15:31:46 · answer #7 · answered by angelofgothic 6 · 0 0

Yeah, I've done that, but not in public. Another good one is when you start peeing and you sneeze!

2007-03-21 15:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by Bud's Girl 6 · 0 1

lol, sorry that happened to you!
Nope. Never done that before. I'm so lame I don't even sneeze in public.

2007-03-21 15:30:37 · answer #9 · answered by Montez Grl 5 · 0 1

No, but I burped, sneezed and coughed at the same time... I sounded like...well, whatever you think a burp-sneeze-cough would sound like...haha.

2007-03-21 15:32:31 · answer #10 · answered by sobaz 3 · 0 0

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