What's your trigger word & what have you been progammed to do when you hear it?

Question

We won't use it, promise...

Mine's "Quince" and when I hear it I get an unconrtollable urge to kidnap Martha Stewart. It's a little difficult and time consuming as I live in Australia... Thankfully quince isn't such a popular fruit these days... but I do try not to visit nursing homes on a regular basis, just in case.

.
.

Answer 1

Mine's "Guernica". The sequence of actions triggered by this simple word begin very minutely, but eventually escalate into a series of coordinated, highly-orchestrated maneuvers that will eventually put George W. Bush in a magnificent duel with the Simian Battle-Lord of Infinite Earths ("Mr. Bongo" to his friends). This chimp-on-chimp melee will settle many scores, with the victor donning a crown of bananas and using the loser's skull as a urinal. I can't reveal what the Oracle Orangutan has foreseen, but let's just say Mr. Bush had best get used to the din of cascading water.

Answer 2

Mine is "wonderful" I understand the multiple meanings when tone and inflection is applied to the uses of the word. My first reaction is, did I hear them right? My next thought is, should I throttle them?

Answer 3

My trigger word is "Come," as soon as I hear it, I rush to the bedroom and I straddle the woman that summoned me.

Answer 4

my word or in my case "letter" is A when I hear that i immediately think about shcool and I start doing my homework..say A and you'll have me working all day in my homework.

Answer 5

Mine is "shopping." It triggers me to run as far away as possible or pretend to be asleep.

Answer 6

Mine is "Why don't you play a game of solitaire" and when I hear I killl the president.

Answer 7

mine would have to be "weekend"...guaranteed a smile on to put a smile on my face

Answer 8

I HAVE NO TRIGGER WORD,.......AND I AM NOT, OR CANNOT BE PROGRAMED.

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

Hooters