I'm really freaked out because my bathroom door is stalking my next door neighbor. I noticed it was missing this morning, and when I looked out the window it was running around in my neighbor's back yard. It fell into her pool earlier and I had to go save it (doors can't swim). But it's just back and stalking her more. I think it's angry because my neighbor didn't give it a new fredsmudge like it wanted. I'm really nervous, because my door asked for a new klebspoop for its birthday, and if I don't get it for it will steal my couch! Please tell me what I should do about this mischievous door.
2007-03-21 14:19:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
GET YOUR DOOR OUT OF MY BACK YARD! I JUST GLEBBED THE STRUBS THIS MORNING!! This is an outrage! I cannot believe that your stupid door would be frickleish enough to stalk me. This morning, it was taking a shower in my bookshelf! And as if that wasn't bad enough, I woke up with a pile of poop on my head. If I catch your door coming within even one mile of my house again, I will throw it down the bathtub!....(you may have to move since, after all, it's sort of hard to keep one mile away from me when we're neighbors)
2007-03-21 14:27:21 · answer #1 · answered by Psycobutt 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This probably precipitated when your wireless first started going up and down. This really freaks doors out. But the final straw was the fear of monsters in the closet. Scary things come out of the closet. In NJ even governors can come out of the closet!
Hinge the door on the other side and all will be well.
2007-03-21 14:35:37 · answer #2 · answered by KirksWorld 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you really got to tighten those hinges or those doors will get away everytime ...also go out and buy your door somthing nice when was the last time you got it a nice new door knob ? maybe a nice coat of paint ?
2007-03-21 14:29:24 · answer #3 · answered by jeff g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As you so elegantly stated: "I'm really freaked..." I would agree with your own words.
2007-03-21 14:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by Turnhog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should get a life!
2007-03-21 14:27:50 · answer #5 · answered by Corky R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get off the damn dope and go back to school you idiot
2007-03-21 14:25:12 · answer #6 · answered by hoosierdaddy47471 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use it as firewood
2007-03-21 14:26:26 · answer #7 · answered by Mopar Muscle Gal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋