here is my excuse?

Question

what is the best excuse that you can come up with or that someone has told you?

Best answer wins

Answer 1

Well see last night I was home alone and I was trying to focus my hardest on doing my homework and it just wasn't clicking. I grabbed a candy bar to calm my nerves and when i finally had an idea i dropped the chocolate bar and did my work. My dog scarffed up the whole chocolate bar (wrapper and all) in one gulp. I freaked!!! Then after a little while my dog dropped on the floor and his body was going through siezures or something. I ran to the phone and dialed 911 but remembered they can't take care of animals so I had to look up my vet's number. When I finally got a hold of him I remembered I can't drive and my parents both weren't home. So I had to walk a mile and a half with my dog's body (the convulsions were over) to the vet so I could get him to live again. THe vet was able to cure him thank god, but the night was really stressful for me so that is why I didn't do my homework last night.

Answer 2

Iwas on my way to work when a man riding a Llama crossed my path. I swerved to miss him and hit a truck full of chickens. the truck full of chickens tipped over spilling foul all over the road. I stopped to help the truck driver gather up hi chickens when the guy on the Llama got into my car and drove off, leaving the Llama behind. The truck driver hopped on the Llama and tried to herd the chickens with it. Not knowing that chickens were the Llama's worst fear, the truck driver ran carelessly through the flock of chickens. The Llama reared up, spilling the truck driver onto the pavement. Seeing that the truck driver was seriously hurt, I called 911 and pulled him to the side of the road. It was then, in all this confusion, I noticed that my alarm was going off. I over slept and was late for work.
I told my boss. I had a flat.

Answer 3

If i didn't do my homework I tell the teacher: I didn't have time.

If I am late to something I say: sorry, i was in a rush but didn't get here in time or I was so busy and lost track of time.

I usually don't use many excuses. I try to tell the truth most of the time. (not trying to act proud or brag, I just do).

Answer 4

I was a truck driver in the L.A. area for several years hauling lumber to various locations. One of my deliveries took longer than normal. When I got back to the office, my boss asked me why it took so long getting back, I told him my left turn signal burned out, and I had to make right turns all the way back. He never asked me again.

Answer 5

Situation: Your nextdoor neighbor has asked you to babysit her evil twins for 10 whole hours.

Plan: I'm Busy.

She says: Why?

Plan 2: I was abducted by alien ufos and i have to go back and give them their spacecraft because they left it.

She says: What the heck??

Plan 3: I have a huge 300 paragraph essay about "Why i hate school".

She says: Do you want my twins to help you??

Plan 4: No, they wouldnt probably help me. They would be bored to death.

She says: OK

I hope this helped. I know it was sorta boring but. im bored also!!Buh-Bye!!

Answer 6

I was on the phone to a family member... my stupid excuse without even thinking was 'I'mwaiting for the phone repair man...' How stupid am I? It was funny though... Hahaha, we had a good laugh...

Answer 7

My dog peed on on my homework... The funny part? It was TRUE!!! The kid broght it in a plastic bag to school to prove it!!!

Answer 8

My kid flushed my car keys down the toilet - best one I've heard.

Answer 9

I haven't really heard any great excuses, but thanks for the 2 points

Answer 10

the devil made me do it