DEAR TECHNICAL SUPPORT:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
DEAR DESPERATE:
First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good luck,
Technical Support
2007-03-21 12:33:22 · 14 answers · asked by ~The Medieval Islander~ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You are a talented man, clever all the way.
Well awareness is half the battle.
You seem very computer savvy, I'm certain you can make the necessary upgrades.
It reminds me of the MAC & PC commercials.
Are you both operating on similar systems?
Just wait until you add the kiddie bytes...man you haven't seen crashing until then.
2007-03-21 13:26:02 · answer #1 · answered by ♣Hey jude♣ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 07:19:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. I wonder if technical support can upgrade my teenage boy 2.2 program it has crashed and seems incapable of supporting the room cleaning 3.1 application.
2007-03-21 12:40:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The longer you have been married the funnier this is. I've been married 29 years. I should be able to stop laughing about next Tuesday. Thank you
2007-03-21 12:41:41 · answer #4 · answered by Dusie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!! Thats the funniest thing I've read all day! Thanx, I needed that!!
2007-03-21 14:06:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. I copied this. You've made people you'll never know laugh.
2007-03-21 12:41:36 · answer #6 · answered by Crash 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You need divorce 2.0.
2007-03-21 12:40:41 · answer #7 · answered by Saffernellie 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
HA! thats funny!
2007-03-21 12:38:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! Or.. reboot...
2007-03-21 12:40:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
2007-03-21 12:37:27 · answer #10 · answered by ~ Lillie ~ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋