2007-03-21 12:12:19 · 4 answers · asked by fresh2 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
After having one too many drinks, I got a splinter in my finger while holding on to the basket of my hot air balloon that I paid for in with my credit card.
2007-03-21 13:08:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you think you can use a credit card to remove a splinter from your fingertip, while watching an exhibition of hot air balloons, you've had 'one too many'.
2007-03-21 15:25:21 · answer #2 · answered by OvidsNose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't bring a splinter onto hot air balloons, for they could burst, and buying one too many could max out a credit card.
A little awkward. I can't imagine ever using that sentence, but... there it is.
2007-03-21 12:17:11 · answer #3 · answered by feral_black_gryphon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man in a bar who had 'one to many' had a splinter in his hand, from the wooden basket he was in on his hot air baloon, so he paid for his drinks with his credit card, and stumbled out of the bar.
2007-03-21 12:24:54 · answer #4 · answered by Writer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋