2007-03-21 11:46:13 · 11 answers · asked by Ashy-Licious 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Chain saw juggler: here's the lyrics
This next song's about a....chainsaw juggler.
It's called..."The Chainsaw Juggler".
Rock on, dude.
Whatever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler?
He was a good friend of mine.
And how did you learn to kiss like that?
Said the man to his German shepherd
It's not polite to talk when your mouth
Is full...of big bumblebees...
But it's quite okay to love your mom
As long as you don't get her pregnant
Everybody!
(kinda ad-lib...sounds like "la-da-da...")
Na na na, nee nee nee, nee nee nee nee
Na na na nee, nee nee nee nee
Na na na, nee nee nee, nee nee nee nee
There's something wrong with this song!
Cross my heart, yes. Stick a finger in my eye, no.
But wife, I'm telling the truth...
I've slept with your sister, your mom and your dad,
And the second-best sex was you
Oh, Rub-A-Dub-Dub, three men in a tub...
Need I say more?
Jack Sprat could eat no fat...
So he divorced her!
Everybody!
I know that there's something wrong with this song
I just don't know what it could be
I know that there's something wrong with this song
I just don't know what it could be
(spoken)
Wait a minute, who's up? Doggy?
No.
Donkey(?)
No...
BONE, KNOCK THAT OFF!!
We're doing a song for God's sake.
Where were we?
Oh yeah, right
Here we go!
MEANWHILE....
Whatever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler?
He was a good friend of mine
I heard he died, but nobody cried
Instead they all chopped off their arms!
(spoken)
Oh well, when in Rome...
Non compos mentis personum um grata
Envino burita sen ha (*HAAACK-TOOI!*) <--- sound of someone spitting...
E Pluribus Unum, if to err is human
Then boy, am I glad we're in charge!
Oh, a Buddhist, a Muslim, a nun and a Jew
Were stuck in a hot-air balloon
It suddenly popped, and though they prayed as it dropped
It proves that God hates us all
Everybody!
(Ad-lib stuff from the first part of the song)
There's something wrong with this song!
(Spoken until it says "Return to Singing")
...And as the wise man stood on top of the hill, naked and disgusting and dirty and...naked...
he shouted down to the angry villagers far below...
He said, "You may have won the battle, but
I'm....I'm...out of ammunition!"
He said, "Life isn't a bowl of cherries,
its...it's.......okay, maybe it is."
He said, "It's not the size that counts, it's
the woman that counts the size!"
He said, "You can't sue yourself for writing an
unauthorized autobiography!"
He said, "If you can't succeed, well then maybe
you're a...God damn loser!"
He said, "It's not whether you win or lose, it's whether
I win or lose."
He said, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water... unless it's floating face down."
He said, "If you can't beat 'em, let ME beat 'em!"
He said, "You can tell a lot about a man by how he strangles you!"
And lastly he said,
"Fight for peace!
Make love, not war!
Unless you love to kill!"
Right! And as they stormed the mountain, and kicked him to death, he said one more thing...
He said...
(scattered pleas of mercy follow...this is what I got out...)
"Ow! Ow! Stop kicking me! No, please! Not the head! Not in the skull! Stop kicking me, please! I'm Dying!"
And as the Martian sat and waved from his driver seat window of his hovering Martian
spaceship on his way back to Jupiter, he offered these parting words of advice...
He said, "Do yourself a favor and STOP this God damn song!"
But we couldn't....
Because we STILL didn't know...
(start singing, people!)
Whatever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler?
He was a good friend of mine
I heard he died, but nobody cried
Instead they all chopped off their arms!
Well that sure makes sense, he was loved by his fans
But tell me, how did he die?
Nobody knows, they found him alone
All bloody with his arms by his side
Everybody!
I know that there's something wrong with this song
I just don't know what it could be
Na na na, ney ney ney, nee nee nee nee
There's something wrong with this
something wrong with this...
something wrong with this...
2007-03-21 11:54:54 · answer #1 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird Al Yankovic has a lot of funny parody songs, so does Cletus T. Judd. If you go to a music store, look for a Dr. Demento section in comedy. He doesn't do the songs himself, but puts together (or did, not sure if he's still active or even still alive!) compilation albums.
If you want a funny song from someone you hear on the radio everyday, Toby Keith does a lot of songs that are funny. My favorite right now is called Runnin' Block, on his White Trash with Money CD.
2007-03-21 12:03:41 · answer #2 · answered by Brian G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is A**hole by Denis Leary, Weird Al did a lot. Bowser and Blue did a few good ones also. But I can't name any actually song titles
2007-03-21 11:51:36 · answer #3 · answered by pixie_thing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd recommend you check out Doin by John Reuben and Sleep by Riley Armstrong. Those songs are real funny.
2007-03-21 11:49:06 · answer #4 · answered by Josh D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam Sandler has some funny stuff. And Larry the Cable Guy but he doesn't sing much.
2007-03-21 11:52:06 · answer #5 · answered by boxmatch 02 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey if you want funny go to lime wire and look up weird al his songs are hilarios
2007-03-21 11:50:01 · answer #6 · answered by jenna s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
adam sandler and dennis leary have some hilarious songs.
2007-03-21 11:49:23 · answer #7 · answered by jakkibluu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the song is " i feel like slapping somebody today" by ludacris
2007-03-21 11:49:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
weird al is haliouse. My favorites are Canadian idiot, Confeesions part three, and white and nerdy
2007-03-21 11:49:41 · answer #9 · answered by Your Add Here! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fire,water,burn by the bloodhound gang
2007-03-21 11:49:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋