2007-03-21 11:02:46 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Promise her a lot of money.
2007-03-21 11:04:55 · answer #1 · answered by Miss T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Create you own TV show, with a home improvement theme from a man's point of view, then become a celebrity. However, I'm sure Martha Stewart is a very smart woman. I don't think she'll fall for any trick.
2007-03-21 11:09:17 · answer #2 · answered by Dowland 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm
Kidnap her
Tell her you'll untie her and give her the antidote to the posion you gave her while she was unconscience if she will agree to love you and marry you
If she doesnt agree...oh well, there goes Martha
2007-03-21 11:09:11 · answer #3 · answered by STPM™ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you'll spill the beans on what really happened when she was in Prison, and shared a room with ''Big Bertha''.
She'll be sure to fall in love with you then.
2007-03-21 11:10:09 · answer #4 · answered by Cricket 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can say you watch her TV show and you have read any books she has wrote. Maybe then she will fall in love with you. But I don't think she will fall in love with you no matter what you do.
2007-03-21 11:06:32 · answer #5 · answered by Josh D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO... Angeltails that was an excellent answer.
Yeah, give her a stock tip... LOL... or go do some jail for a white collar crime. Then you can be buddies.
2007-03-21 11:06:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dress like a turkey baster.
2007-03-21 11:08:49 · answer #7 · answered by BOOM 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
become a house hold decorating tool or ornament and she'll fall madly in love with u
2007-03-21 11:06:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put on your best act and pretend to be rich. Oh and you gota cook too.
2007-03-21 11:07:05 · answer #9 · answered by mikay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm grow some gray hair and some muscles and learn how to cook
2007-03-21 11:05:04 · answer #10 · answered by nas88car300 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋