What are your most funny public ideas...?

Question

Me and my friends have been a bit bored lately so can you help us by naming 10 stupid and funny public thing we can do. The best 10 will be chosen as best answer....
Please join in and we'll try to do as many as we can!!!!

Answer 1

go to your local library, and shout (incoming everybody down) and then throw yourself to the floor. have a nerd night at the local pub,get your group to wear nerdy clothes and glasses and everyone drink orange juice. go up to people in the street and ask them to tell you your worst feature,as you are contemplating plastic surgery,(whilst wearing a false nose) take someones cat for a walk on a lead, or pet rabbit etc. have fun...

Answer 2

One of you stand in the middle of a busy street and look up at the sky. Point up and act incredulous. A second friend joins you and looks up at what you are pointing at and is amazed, too. A minute or two later a couple of more friends join you, all pretending to see something in the sky and all pretending not to know one another. See how many people join the crowd you are forming and stare up into the sky with you. When you think you have got the crowd large enough, all of you wander off and leave them to it. LOL

If you have one of those fountains in your shopping centre, drop some bubble bath in it.

Hope you have a lot of fun. : )

Answer 3

1) Spread out around a large public place like a square and YAWN! One of you starts it then the next person does it when they see a member of the public do it etc etc. See if you can pass the yawn all around the square.

2) Get a square mat and set it up in a supermarket car park. Try break dancing on it. Who knows you might make some money.

3) Go busking. Stand on a street corner and start singing old TV theme tunes off key. Try singing in a round. If all else fails you could play name that tune!

4) Find a fallen tree branch each and strap them to your backs with belts. Then pretend to be trees in the park. Freeze and stick oyour arms out everytime someone comes near you but run if you see a dog... you don't want wet feet!

5) Go to a garage forecourt and make sure you're right in the line of the CCTV cameras..... then all start doing the 'karate kid' kick all at the same time...... then walk away as if nothing ever happened.

6) Go to your local woods and spend a jolly afternoon tying twigs together and hanging them from the trees in the style of the blair witch project. See how many people you can freak out.

7) Go sit next to someone on a park bench, preferably someone who is reading a paper or book. Sit really close. They'll move up. Sit closer. They'll move again. Sit closer....and so on. If you're lucky, they'll fall off the end of the bench......help them up!

8) On a windy day, attach some paper money to a long piece of cotton. Lay it on the ground and stand a distance away holding the cotton. Watch it blow around. Someone will try to catch it. Yank it away. They'll try again, you yank it out of their way...etc etc. If you're not quick enough you may lose you money but it's hilarious in the meantime!

9) Variation on the above.... glue a coin to the street with superglue and watch people try and pick it up.

10) Get a piece of hard clear plastic, about the size of your head square. Go up to people in the street and put it in front of your mouth, put your mouth to it and kiss, or blow, or any of the other things you can do on the windows of cars to freak people out. Make sure you clean your teeth first.

How are these? Just off the top of my head.....

Answer 4

One time I stole the cushion off of my brother's crutch and hung it out my zipper as i wallked around Bestbuy. The cushion was actually really close to my skin tone. The trick is, though, no matter how much other people stare, smile, or giggle at you. You can never acknowledge that you have it hanging out. You have to keep a strait face and walk around as nothing is wrong; as if though you're not even aware of it.(This is way harder then it sounds!)

Another fun thing to do is to get on one of those big trollys they have at those big home improvement stores. The kind of trollys people use to hual fence posts to thier truck. Stand ontop of it while your friend pushes you around in the direction you choose. sounds easy. Here's the trick. You have to stand with a very erect poster (chest out) and at least one fist against your hip as you point in the direction you want to go... while wearing a cape. Emediatly you will catch the eye of everyone in the parking lot, but again you can't laugh or people will know your just playing. You have to look as serious as if a baby had just died. We have cuased people to bumb into other cars doing this. Also if a person ever comes out to collect the trollys, you have to ride yours up to them to return it, and then (embarresingly) walk back into the parking lot to find another.

Answer 5

Run into office buildings.

When security catch you claim you are employed as a freelance response time checker and congratulate them on a job well done...

Actually emma (below) and her talk of phone boxes reminded me of something. Get some parcel tape, wait for a stranger to make a call (or better still call the phone) and then tape them inside!

Answer 6

talk loudly around a group of strangers about how you have got nits or something and see how many move away.

dress in really bad clothing then go out and act as if you look really great.

a really naughty 1, take a sanitary towel or tampon out,drop it by someone then say excuse me you have just dropped something.

go 2 a phone box pretend 2 b on the phone and have a really embarrasing or argumentative conversation.

Answer 7

Drop your pants in 10 packed public places.

Answer 8

Put Dish soap in a local water fountain. And watch it foam over.

Answer 9

1. go skinny dip in the local pool
2. t.p a house wearing a Halloween costume of your choice.
3.go shopping for a bra.
4.act like 4 a year old in a restuarants
5.egg someones house in red high heels
6. go out and dress up like sexy girls/ guys
7. go in a crowded movie thearter and yell " fire!!! everyone out!"

Answer 10

My friends and myself used to go into the chipper and ask for the leg of an egg and the wing of a rabbit.