i need a funny quote for my yearbook .... plz supply me with a good one ....better if it's an engineering one
thanks
2007-03-21 10:32:33 · 6 answers · asked by zippo 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Jesus saves.
2007-03-21 10:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The funniest quote I've heard was " It was good my tongue slapped me in the back of the eyeballs" My Grandma said it after eating some pie. Still makes me laugh today.
2007-03-21 17:39:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rodney Dangerfield ones:
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
If it weren't for pick-pockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
When I was born the doctor slapped my mother.
Boy were we poor, if I wasn't born a boy I would of had nothing to play with.
My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.
2007-03-21 17:49:57 · answer #3 · answered by Nikos N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...
from the first one... I love you from the heart of my bottom.
2007-03-21 17:36:12 · answer #4 · answered by Fred L 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
“An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be”
2007-03-21 17:38:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
From a greeting card:
I love you from the bottom of my butt... (open card)
It's much bigger than my heart!
2007-03-21 17:35:23 · answer #6 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋