I am particularly gassy today and have violated the Kyoto Treaty several times today. Does anyone have the company Al Gore uses to buy his offsets?
2007-03-21 10:23:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
When Al gets' a little gassy,he inserts a tube in his *** that is routed into a can to hold the Methane until it can be re-cycled into fuel to run his Hummer
2007-03-21 10:39:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must purchase and plant a tree for every violation over the average number of flatulent per day. I believe 12 is the number. So on # 13 you need to get to the tree nursery or Al-manbearpig-Gore will hunt you down.
2007-03-21 17:46:28 · answer #2 · answered by Mother 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send me $40 American and I will issue you some carbon credits, complete with a certificate of authenticity.
2007-03-21 17:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by AngelaTC 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Check with Haggard: I seem to remember him doing something to ease his gassy feeling...
2007-03-21 17:36:27 · answer #4 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"I feel your pain." quote Bill Clinton.
2007-03-21 17:28:05 · answer #5 · answered by Sgt 524 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋