What would you do if you could meet the president?

Question

This is a homework for kids so please no silly answers.

Answer 1

I'd shake his hand and tell him he's doing a great job

Answer 2

Ask him:

1) Why did you attack a sovereign nation (Iraq) that you knew posed no threat to us?

2) Why did you lie about WMDs?

3) Why did you insist that warrantless wiretaps are necessary because getting warrants would take too long, knowing full well that the FISA court allows you to get warrants up to 3 days AFTER the taps are already set up? Was there some other reason why you did not want to get the warrants, like perhaps you knew the court would not allow you to wire tap?

4) What did you mean when you said that Osama Bin Laden is of no concern to you?

5) Why, after 9/11 when all air travel was suspended, did you allow members of the Bin Laden family to fly out of this country?

6) Why did you not want an investigation into the events of 9/11, the biggest crime on American soil in the history of this country?

7) Why, when you finally relented to the pressure of creating a 9/11 commission a year and a half AFTER 9/11 occurred, did you restrict its investigation to 3 months and did not allow any extensions?

8) Why did you not create a non-partisan independent commission, but instead filled it with neo-con insiders?

9) Why did you only allot $3 million dollars for the investigation into the biggest crime on American soil in US history? Note that the Clinton investigation cost tax payers $50 million.

10) Why did you redact all information in the 9/11 commission report concerning Saudi Arabia?

11) If America doesn't torture, then why did you set up torture camps, both secret and non secret, all over the world?

12) Why are you beating the war drums for Iran knowing full well that you have asolutely NO evidnece that Iran is in the process of building nuclear weapons?

Answer 3

I would ask him if he is Current on Paying his Dues as a MEMBER of the SKULL AND BONES SOCIETY ?? i WOULD ALSO ASK HIM "HOW big A PART HIS FATHER,Geo. Bush Sr. had in The MURDER of PRESIDENT John F. Kennedy, when Geo. Sr. was an AGENT for the CIA and DIRECTOR of OPERATIONS on Nov. 22, 1963, in Dallas Tx. while OVERSEEING the JFK MOTORCADE.. I would DEFINATELY Demand an Answer to "Why did You for OVER 440 DAYS, FOUR HUNDRED FOURTY DAYS, Suppress, Deny, BLOCK an INVESTIGATION into the Sept. 11th ATTACKS upon this NATION" ?? Then I would ORDER the Monkey Puppet to SAY "WHY did You JUST SIT THERE, while at Booker Elem. KNOWING FULL WELL that 8:46am 0n 9/11 that WTC Tower #1 was had been ATTACKED by HIJACKED Airliner, and being told by Andrew Card (at aprox. 9:07am ) who Whispered in Your MONKEY Ear that WTC Tower #2 had ALSO been Hit and " Mr. Pres. AMERICA is UNDER ATTACK !!" and You CONTINUED to sit there and With this STUPID CONFUSED, LOOK on your Face, Like The IGNORANT SCUMBAG that You are, YOU JUST SAT THERE !! Then I would whisper to him that it might be wise To SLIP OUT the BACK DOOR of The WHYteHouse in the early a.m and Go Hide at the 1000 acre spread his Daughters Bought when Down in South Amer. ?? or some country down there, that some Amnesty will protect him... There AINT NO amnesty or anything simular that will Protect his TREASONOUS Azzzzz from FACING CHARGES and The PROSECUTION by The AMERICAN PEOPLE.. http://georgewalkerbush.net/

Answer 4

I'd bring a copy of the Constitution, and a dictionary. We'd sit down and read the whole Constitution together, and look up the words he didn't know. I'd explain why some of the things, like checks and balances and judicial review, might be frustrating from his point of view, but are important for the rest of the country. We'd go over all the amendments, especially the first 10, and look at why those changes were important. Then I'd ask him to use the dictionary again to look up Nuclear, Proliferation, Decider, Uniter, and Conservative; some for pronunciation, some because they aren't words, and others (especially the last one) because he keeps using them incorrectly. If he made it through all that without pouting, I'd let him watch cartoons as a reward.

Answer 5

Ask him why he is not running the government as the Founding Fathers intended---specifially THE Founding Father himself, His Excellency, the Most Honorable George Washington:

Answer 6

been there, done that...

Texas State Rodeo, 1991

I had the opprotunity to throw horse poo at him, and, for some reason, maybe it's because we were heckling him so bad, I failed to do so...
the worst Governor in the history of the State of Texas to the worst President in the history of the United States of America.

that, young friend, is quite an accomplishment.

Answer 7

I would thank him for Serving Our Country and Defending Our Nation.

Answer 8

Why are you doing your kids homework and wanting us to do it for them as well?

Answer 9

i would look him in the eye, shake his hand and ask him "Mr. President Sir. Do you have any regrets?"

Answer 10

Have a staring contest with him.



Sorry. I couldn't resist a silly answer.

Answer 11

I would ask him why he lied to Americans to invade Iraq,, how many lies he has told,, and how he liked praying with Pastor Ted every day for 6 years and twice on Sundays and Wednesdays,, then I would ask him if he is gay,, or likes to go both ways?