What would you do if you saw a talking pizza pie with peppironi infected with Lou Gerrigs Disease about to be eaten by an elderly bow legged Korean woman who can't stop singing "Jerimiah was a bullfrog"?
2007-03-21 08:29:26 · 39 answers · asked by zeroroom1 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Alternative ➔ Other - Alternative
get a life. think of better ???
2007-03-21 08:32:47 · answer #1 · answered by J 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
First off, I'd break the bad news to the pepperoni. Then I'd start singing Bullfrog with her. I would then put on some of Pink Floyds early music and enjoy the pizza, realizing that the mushrooms on it were actually psilocybin mushrooms that I had picked out of cow pattys earlier that day. Not to leave out the elderly bow legged Korean woman, I would obviously make her stop singing and get me another beer. Ahhhhh the joys of Florida living.
2007-03-29 07:30:21 · answer #2 · answered by hudson_floridamale 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would ask it what Lou Gerrigs Disease was and how an old bow legged Korean woman be singing Jerimiah was a bullfrog when she is Korean so obviously would not know english
2007-03-23 02:57:35 · answer #3 · answered by KJ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, I have no idea what Lou Gerrigs disease is, but I'd guess that you wouldn't want it...
I supose I'd try to stop the woman eating the pizza. Maybe I'd take the pizza away, if she didn't stop singing, it would be hard to reason with her...
I guess I don't have to worry too much, I'm not likely to be in that situation anytime soon...
2007-03-22 01:48:35 · answer #4 · answered by tgypoi 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd buy the old woman a normal non-diseased pizza and then take the singing Pizza to some Karaoke bars and win some money to help him with his medical bills.
2007-03-21 22:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by Doc E 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd back off of the drugs a little, but first I'd tell the Korean woman that she can't sing and eat pizza at the same time, she'll choke.
2007-03-22 14:25:18 · answer #6 · answered by Meredith 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would sing along, grabbing that karaoke mike and when the song was done I'd pick another one. For the talking pizza... I'd ask it to join us but tell it not to get to close. I wouldn't want to catch anything.
2007-03-28 15:29:32 · answer #7 · answered by vrg_athlete26 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple. Lay off the Magical Mushrooms
2007-03-23 21:15:35 · answer #8 · answered by crazyweb21 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Be thankful that the pizza will quit talking and also shut the woman up for a while!
2007-03-21 22:17:46 · answer #9 · answered by Captain Brock 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hello. I would sprint in to stop her and save the pizza. Then I would ask him if he would help me earn some money off 'im. He would say yes, I get rich, he dies peacefully, I eat him in order to gain any spiritual powers he held, then die a peaceful death. Of course leaving some of my money to you for telling me about this story and leading to me to invent some device that makes this all real. Thank you.
2007-03-21 15:06:11 · answer #10 · answered by mind-scaper 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i would jump up into the air do three backflips, take the pizza, slap the woman, fly off into space, land on the moon, and burry the pizza with my majical shovel named elbo (not the plant) who was just recently diognosed with lung cancer, 5 types of polio, and 328 STDs ( he was very good with the ladies).
2007-03-21 13:09:16 · answer #11 · answered by peter w 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋