i need a way to break my thumb in a not so painful way, so that i get a cast.....
2007-03-21 08:03:17 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
Stick it in up your butt and have a friend kick your as$
2007-03-21 08:05:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 6⤋
Well there isnt really no easy way to fracture your thumb really.Alot off thumb injuries i see are either skiing accidents or falling off a ladder,but some times these injuries are so bad they need surgery first to pin the fracture then a cast which would be on for at least 12 wks.
2007-03-24 20:09:44 · answer #2 · answered by Sexy Red 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing that you're like....maybe 10, right? Kids think it's cool to have a cast and that's why you want to break ur thumb. They dont usually put a cast on thumbs unless you break the joint that connects it to your wrist. And there's no "least painful" way either...just to tell ya, they all hurt.
2007-03-21 08:08:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can buy a little cast for yourself in the drugstore if that's all you want. It's a padded metal thing. They don't use old fashioned plastic casts anymore.
I'm not sure why you need to hurt yourself..,but I'd go with dislocation. Just hang plastic grocery bags full of soda or gallons of water from your thumb until it pops out. Hurts. No way to hurt yourself without it hurting.
Once it's been dislocated it'll happen again and again--you'll have to be careful.
2007-03-21 08:10:48 · answer #4 · answered by Rosie Young 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no way that is not painful, but it can be easily done, like I did when I stood on a round stone in a carpark, my foot went side ways, I lost my balance and fell on my hand. It really wasn't hard to do, but boy was it painful! And I didn't even get a cast, just a little plastic splint!
2007-03-21 08:08:08 · answer #5 · answered by Norah B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly the easiest way to break you thumb with a lot less pain is to shove ur thumb up ur butt REAL HARD and then fall on ur butt real hard a couple times and and take it out it should be broken
2007-03-21 09:03:34 · answer #6 · answered by *I.Love.You* 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to do that? anyway... You wouldnt even get a cast for a finger, why dont you just break your arm or something cooler? There's no such thing as breaking anything on your body that wont be painful. Sorry about your luck.
2007-03-21 08:09:38 · answer #7 · answered by errnmann 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
buy one of those thumb casts on ebay that would be PAINLESS why would you want to get one of those regular white casts that start to stink really bad
reasons you shouldnt really brake it
1.the white cast youd get would stink after a while
2.you couldnt shower with a real one so YOUD stink as well as the cast would
3.if you did shower youd get soap and water all up in it and that would feel right
4.you couldnt play sports
5.you coldnt eat properly
6.IT WOULD HURT!!!!!!!!
7.you would have to deal with it for about a month or 2 or a lot of weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-21 08:32:10 · answer #8 · answered by ltdsuperstar2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one will put your thumb in a cast. The put it in little splints. You can do that yourself. You want a cast, break your arm. Get really drunk and throw yourself down a flight of stairs. If that doesn't work, repeat till it does.
2007-03-21 08:41:15 · answer #9 · answered by Chotu B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Take some quad bars. Then drink a whole lot.
or you can tell the doctor you need a cast so you can get laid from impressing the ladies with your cast.
...he'll understand and I'm sure your insurance will cover your "injuries".
2007-03-21 08:08:13 · answer #10 · answered by dh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you break your thumb it will be pain, breaking it different ways won't minimize the amount of pain you feel.
The best way to break your thumb is get on the bad side of the mafia, they will break your thumb for you.
2007-03-21 08:05:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋