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2007-03-21 07:46:36 · 3 answers · asked by Tha Most Shady 3 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

I don't know what category to put this in, sorry. Well it is really just entertainment anyway.

2007-03-21 07:47:57 · update #1

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My inconsiderate neighbor has a little rat of a dog thats always yapping at everything, cars, people, empty houses, the wind, you name it it yaps at it. Then, they have the gall to walk the rat up our way and leave it crap on our lawn. I've talked to them several times and politely made obvious hints all to no avail. The man of the house is a really great guy, but he is her.... N word, the missus is a snotty thing, and the daughter is even worse. So one evening I had hand enough of their rats dung on my lands and went around and picked it all up and tossed it all about their driveway and walkways. (Its still there to this day, they are so snotty they would never think to scoop it up, God forbid!! She will eventually order him out to pick it up and he'll do it too.)

2007-03-21 07:56:50 · answer #1 · answered by Sane 6 · 2 0

see my profile and understand where i'm coming from here...

he didn't know i was gay (tg) and she only suspected. while she was out of town for a week on business, at her husband's insistance, i toured their much re-worked house, had a glass of wine on the veranda and chatted. nothing sexual happened! not even a hint to it! when she came back and he matter-of-factly told her about my visit this woman went off! she waited to make a perfect scene at a very public place about my visiting her house in her absence, or as she put it.. behind her back! she made some very ugly accusations. i was mortified! he was also shocked to learn about me (I admitted to it) and he said as much. you can well imagine the rumors were flying! he approached me during another of her "away trips" and we did it! we carried on this way, on the hush-hush, for about 10 months. it was a kind of joke as far as we were concerned, no "love" or involvment, we both just got something out of it we wanted. she always made a point of making slurs against queers in general and me in particular whenever i was around. i was so fed up i finally told her! to see her facial expression was the best!!! lmao!! she then said some really ugly things. about us both! after her tirade they got divorced! she got nothing!!

I didn't plan this, it just happened. true story!

2007-03-21 15:18:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 2

girl stole my guy....... I accidentally dumped red wine on her white dress at a party...... OOPS!

2007-03-21 21:27:36 · answer #3 · answered by Fozzie 4 · 0 1

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