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the two kiwi fruits that are hiding behind the fruit bowl and let them try to escape or should I just grab them and peel them for dessert?

2007-03-21 07:34:22 · 16 answers · asked by White 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Oh, my gosh, White. Sit down. I'm afraid your tomatoes have run off and started an underground railroad. A 'fruit express' if you will. (Tomatoes ARE techinically a fruit since they have seeds inside.) You've got to do something. Before you know it, your raspberries will start getting all paranoid and they'll be running off, too. I think you just need to start over, sweetie. Throw out all the food in your house and just eat out for a couple of days. When all the food is just a distant memory, bring them back in a little at a time. And remember to treat them nicely -- smoothies, steam baths, etc. If all else fails, I'm sure Dr. Phil would be willing to help out.

2007-03-21 12:55:46 · answer #1 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 1 0

Grab them gently so as not to bruise their little egos. Peel them and place them in a blender with 1/2 shot mailbu rum, 1/2 shot dark rum, 1/2 shot brandy and add some orange juice.

2007-03-21 14:38:32 · answer #2 · answered by belen2499 5 · 1 0

Don't let them escape- They are already spreading dissention among your other food. Since the ice cream wants to escape too, I would vote for dessert!

2007-03-21 14:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Capture, peel, and eat one, and let the other go so it can tell its friends just what a savage monster you are. That'll scare them into submission.

2007-03-21 14:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Peel them for dessert they r so good!!!

2007-03-21 14:37:29 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

No!! Grab em and eat em!! Why wouldn't you? Kiwis are healthy, arent they? Enjoy them!

2007-03-21 14:37:27 · answer #6 · answered by Hayden F. 3 · 0 0

Eet 'em! Eeeeeet 'em! They deserve to be eeeten. It is their just *snerk* desserts!

2007-03-21 15:06:02 · answer #7 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1 0

Quick - get them before they escape! Crafty little buggers! ♥

2007-03-21 14:40:23 · answer #8 · answered by Enchanted 7 · 1 0

you can't interfere w/ true love-let them go make baby kiwis-then you will have more to eat muwhahaha

2007-03-21 14:37:37 · answer #9 · answered by ksueditz 5 · 2 0

but i love kiwi

2007-03-21 14:38:01 · answer #10 · answered by ____ 5 · 0 0

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