I am soooo constipated it just will not come out. I have 2 break it off in chunks with toilet tissue, and when I/my body tries 2 push it out it makes me feel sick and now there is blood on my tissue and in the toilet and my stinkhole is getting all big and puffy it HURttTsS OWWWWWUUcHh! What can i do? I tried 2 grabbing my ankles and saying a prayer but i almost barfted. There has to be a way. can U help muh?
2007-03-21 07:02:17 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Women's Health
Use vasoline and reach way up there. Grab the loaf and pull it out. Then eat nothing but beans and watermelon all day. You will unleash a fury on the toilet that rivals niagra falls.
2007-03-21 07:10:46 · answer #1 · answered by Creepy Uncle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was quite graphic. But seriously drink more water and add fiber gradually to your diet. Sounds like you got some hemorrhoids pushing too hard. You shouldn't do that. If you are still constipated after taking fiber, go to the doctor. And don't eat processed foods like white bread. That just turns into a thick white paste like glue in your intestines. Yuck! Good luck!
2007-03-21 07:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by Eisbär 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try a stool softener called Collace. It softens your stool enough so that you wont have to strain to get it out. and also drink alot of water. At least three cups it pushes your stool out or helps it along. Also exercise, walk around the block a few times while drinking the water you will find yourself running home to the bathroom. If the Colace doesnt work you probably need a laxative.
2007-03-21 07:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by browneyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch!! try this...you are bleeding from straining so hard and so much. you probably have a tear. take colace, its a stool softner. it works and in the meantime, get some fruit juices, prune juice or apple juice. drink that. drink some water. eat some fig newtons, prunes, and lots of fruit and fiber. of course dont eat all that at one time, but space it out with your meals. stay away from bread, pasta, etc for now. try eatig some spinach also...and that should help out. dont ever let yourself get like that again. if you notice that you have not gone to the bathroom in a couple of days, take some colace and eat fruit, drink the juice, eat prunes, spinach etc....
2007-03-21 07:40:36 · answer #4 · answered by dana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have this problem all the time. first, watch what you eat and second, drink apple juice. Or go buy a fleet enema and wait for it to come out. also go to the doctor, it could be something serious. i just thought i kept getting constipated because of what i ate but it turned out to be IBS w/ constipation. now i take medication and really watch what I eat.
2007-03-21 07:08:46 · answer #5 · answered by cjstudent2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you created your own problem, you are not drinking enough water so your stools are rock hard. You can try an oil retention enema to soften the stools and make them easier to pass, you get these at your local drug store, ask the pharmacist for one. But in future, you'd best drink at least two liters of water a day, or this will happen again.
2007-03-21 07:06:56 · answer #6 · answered by essentiallysolo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, don't strain. If you do, you could get a bad case of hemmorids, and drink apple juice, and try to eat the right foods. You know, leafy greens, and whole grains...etc. Foods that are loaded with fiber.
2007-03-21 08:01:36 · answer #7 · answered by N0+ 3@$!Ly &R0]{3n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go and eat TONS AND TONS of dried Apricots. You will be flused out in about an hour if you eat the whole container. Trust me. I had a kid and put constipation with hemmorhoids...... OUCH is right!!
2007-03-21 07:07:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corn Syrup bout 20 minutes and it clears everything out. Light is better than the dark though.
2007-03-21 08:11:15 · answer #9 · answered by specialAL67 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat bananas, grapes, and drink apple juice. or try doing an enema. you may even want to go to the doctor because being that constipated is really bad for you. you can get really sick. good luck sweetie. go to the doctor immediately.
2007-03-21 07:06:36 · answer #10 · answered by h.b.i.c. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋