A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A
huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during
the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the
casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor
in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When
all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking
of my own funeral..... I'm a gynecologist."
That's when the proctologist fainted.
2007-03-21 07:01:18
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answered by ~The Medieval Islander~ 5
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Hey I am so sad too right now & I'm so depressed too. I think the only one who can make you happy is yourself...Just do anything that makes you feel better & happier. You can hang out,listen to some music,watch tv,read a book or see a friend that you haven't seen for a long time or just call one of your best friends & try to talk it over. You'll feel much better,honey. And remember that life is so short to be down so try to live it up & everything is going to be alright. You have to know that life must have some happy times & some sad times so that it could be really called a LIFE...
2007-03-21 14:10:49
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answered by ..pAniC aTTacks.. 4
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And acceptance is the answer to all my problems today. When I am disturbed, it is because I find some person, place, thing or situation -- some fact of my life -- unacceptable to me, and I can find no serenity until I accept that person, place, thing or situation as being exactly the way it is supposed to be at this moment.
Nothing, absolutely nothing happens in God's world by mistake. Unless I accept life completely on life's terms, I cannot be happy. I need to concentrate not so much on what needs to be changed in the world as on what needs to be changed in me and in my attitudes.
2007-03-21 13:53:54
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answered by Anonymous
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No one can make you happy.
Only you can find the happiness within yourself.
Of course, this is a load of crap.
Instead, read some jokes, or go on TheOnion.com. Or read a funny book. That's what I do.
Don't worry, it'll get better.
Hugs
2007-03-21 13:50:47
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answered by wackadoo 5
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It's a nice day today... You should make the most of it. Remember that out there in the world, someone loves you and you dont even know it.
2007-03-21 14:09:18
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answered by heidi 3
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dancing! think of dancing all around the room! happy feet!
It is spring and all the flowers will be blooming!
go to a spa or give yourself a spa treatment at home!
2007-03-21 13:50:09
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answered by ? 4
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Here's a little song that I wrote, and I'm gonna sing it note for note, don't worry, be happy!
2007-03-21 14:12:52
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answered by Anonymous
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I ll give you a star and ill be your contact.
I hope you feel better!!=)
2007-03-21 13:49:51
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answered by Anonymous
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Get over it.
2007-03-21 13:48:37
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answered by Anonymous
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You're pretty.
2007-03-21 13:46:36
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answered by Anonymous
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