Describe the worst smell you have ever made with your body, and explain how you made it. Time to lighten up?

Question

I absolutely love your honesty guys. Keep em' coming, stinkers!

Answer 1

I drank an entire bottle of Carlo Rossi Sangria all by myself. The next day I woke with a horrible kramp. I went to the potty and sat down and gave a push. I pooped out the longest turd I have ever seen. It was black and it coiled around like a garden hose. It also made a nauseating squeek as it was coming out, plus....IT BURNED. And the smell? Like a disemboweled pig carcass rotting on the pavement in the heat of the summer...But OMG, did I feel better...

Answer 2

On Christmas Eve I threw up repeatedly for six hours..from food poisoning. the bathroom smelled so bad I thought my husband was awfully sweet for bleaching it the next day while I was in the hospital.

Also..this is so nasty..some friends of my ex and I had to take this one girl to the doctor's..she said she had contracted an STD or something..seriously the smell coming from between that girl's legs..I am traumatized..I cannot even describe how horrible it was to sit in the same car..EVEN with the windows down!

Answer 3

I think maybe the worst bodily odour that I have ever smelled has to be from a bloke that I once worked with. He had an abscess in his gum and when he took a sip of his tea something dislodged from it. And he took it upon himself to shove it under my nose. I very nearly threw up! He couldn't stop laughing. He's only still alive because I was soooo madly in love with him. But I now know what true evil smells like!

Answer 4

Last October I stopped at White Castles and had 20 sliders. That evening and the next day the smells that issued from me were worse than a dead road-killed skunk in the hot July sun.

Answer 5

Ever force on a highway and scent dying from like MILES AND MILES away till now you easily seeba truck packed with hopeless cows, pigs or chickens off to a slaughter abode? The worst scent i will probable think of of

Answer 6

When i go to the cinema i have some KFC before the film and a large bag of popcorn during. The next day i fart like a trooper at work and stink the place out. Needless to say my mates at work don't like me going to the cinema.

Answer 7

I think it was about 22 years ago when I was totally drunk and staggering home from the pub late one night and I needed to go but I couldn't undo my jeans in time because the zip had broke and they were laced up and my belt buckle baffled me as well so I let go with both and filled my cowboy boots up. Just to add insult to injury a really hot babe came along the street and went to ask me for a light for her ciggi scrunched up her nose and ran off to leave me to walk home squelching!!

Answer 8

I am pregnant and my digestion is haywire at the moment, I farted in my car yesterday and it smelled so bad I had to pull over and vomit by the side of the road, I am not joking!
Thank god I was alone, I fear my passengers would have been overcome by the stench. It was disgusting.

Answer 9

At a family reunion, there was a light-your-fart-on-fire contest that I chickened out of (my uncle lit his butt hair on fire), but we did have a preparatory day before the evening contest. We ate tons of eggs, chili, onions, things like that, and, BOY, there were some windy & stanky farts that night.

My stomach hurt all the next few days. Rumbly farts!

Answer 10

I was lifting weights a few years ago and I was eating alot of egg whites and taking protein powders,this in combination with a big bowl of raisin bran produced a sickly gas,unlike anything you have every smelled in your life