Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter carrying a baby piglet under each arm, the squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies, "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."
2007-03-21 05:45:52
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answered by Anonymous
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By getting out there and voting. The democrats have an unfair advantage above any other party, they have most of the federal, state, city, union and media employees on there side. We as conservatives have to stand up and be counted but we need a lot better choices that what we currently have and we need to voice that. I have always voted for the conservative running not caring if he was from either party but I have so disappointed that so many of the them say one thing and when they get in office they do another. We need better choices and a new party to back the American people, people who vote straight party ticket don't realize that they slant government to one side, when that happens then the check and balance that keeps bad bills from passing are gone and we get bad laws or tax hikes that are unfair and unneeded.
2007-03-21 13:01:19
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answered by Johnny 5
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Can't cure them. Best ship them off to Mexico, Canada, or France with other's like them.
2007-03-21 12:40:44
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answered by Anonymous
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