in my spare time i enjoy posing as a woman in chatrooms. sometimes i'm a bored housewife. othertimes a 30 virgin whose been in jail all here life and just got out. i also enjoy posing as a nymphomaniac. What i really need however is the ability to sound female so i can enjoy the pleasures of phone sex. Any suggestions on how to achieve this.
2007-03-21 04:56:28 · 11 answers · asked by onapizzadiet 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
My boyfriend's name is Tony..... I REALLY hope you're not him!!!
2007-03-21 04:59:09 · answer #1 · answered by Sparklepop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do some phonesex with a woman (you may have to pay a pro) and record the conversation. Then work with a microphone and headphones. Listen to a line of hers, then speak the line into a microphone in your womanly voice. Then listen to the way she said it, and the way you said it.
Keep trying to imitate her voice while checking your recording until you've trained yourself into a good match.
Then start working on phrases of your own, practicing over and over and listening to your voice on recording until you have consistent results.
2007-03-21 05:09:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get someone to give you a massive kick in the nuts, even if it doesn't make you sound like a woman you'll get what you deserve for being such a freak of nature!
2007-03-21 05:01:44 · answer #3 · answered by badasingood77 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to come out pal. You are obviously as bent as a 9 pount note
2007-03-21 05:01:36 · answer #4 · answered by poli_b2001 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think you need the company of a good woman to stop you doing these weird things. why the hell would you want some internet perv talking dirty to you about what he wants to do with his pecker?
thats just not right, if you like willy, just go to the gay rooms.
2007-03-21 05:00:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ask your doctor about taking eastrogen, you may even grow breasts too, so you can look the part!
2007-03-21 05:00:50 · answer #6 · answered by agent flora 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
........ok..? lmao >>? if your serious go to a voice couch who specailize in altering male transexual voices, i dnt think there is any other ways unless u speak high pitched
2007-03-21 05:00:44 · answer #7 · answered by ♣Kermit the Frog♣ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes - go to www.sadgits.com. They'll help.
2007-03-21 04:59:58 · answer #8 · answered by jet-set 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
squeeze your vocal cord(adam's apple) when talking, if it dosen't work squeez your other (2)apple
2007-03-21 05:25:13 · answer #9 · answered by Dreamweaver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try placing your balls in your hand, and squeeze tightly
2007-03-21 05:02:59 · answer #10 · answered by qwerty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋