2007-03-21 04:15:29 · 21 answers · asked by Tanner... Remixed! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OK, First, The other three storm the greatest of the four evils, stomping his freakishly large feet and ripping the goofy fro from his head. Ronald is pummeled into the consistency of one of his processed freeze dried "meat" patties. The others congratulate each other on taking down a corporate giant before the fight continues.
Jack-in-the-box draws next blood by shoving one of those cones into Big Boy's fat gut. The King uses this opportunity to sneak up behind Jack-in-the-Box (because the king never makes a sound...) and knocks that big ol' orb of a head right off of him. Big Boy lifts the massive white head up just like it was that 300lb hamburger he's been carrying for 50 years, and chucks it at the King. The King jumps out of the way, barely dodging the huge snowball, but due to his cumbersome plastic torso, he looses his balance and tips over.
Just as Big Boy is about to perform the Big Boy Body Slam, his liver explodes due to the e-coli he caught from handling the Jack-in-the-Box. The Burger King is helped up and is declared the winner.
2007-03-21 04:37:53 · answer #1 · answered by Rhyno 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Burger King!!!
2007-03-21 04:19:21 · answer #2 · answered by ♥NF♥N♥TY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ronald Mcdondald! the burger king guy cant even move!
2007-03-21 04:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Taco Bell
2007-03-21 04:17:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Hamburgler
2007-03-21 04:17:01 · answer #5 · answered by B aka PE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wendys
2007-03-21 04:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by momof467309 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jack in the Box. More variety, and their adds are fun to watch. Plus they are serving breakfast all day.
2007-03-21 04:17:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You guessed it - Burger King.
2007-03-21 04:18:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ronald McDonald hands down, look at his stats, his food has killed and sickened millions world wide.
2007-03-21 04:18:32 · answer #9 · answered by Peace2All 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In-n-out
2007-03-21 04:18:10 · answer #10 · answered by tjnw79 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋