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2007-03-21 04:02:58 · 11 answers · asked by sabrina p 1 in Entertainment & Music Music

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Think of a topic and tell a story. Once your story is complete, get A LOT of speakers, put them next to cows, and crank up the volume, and begin to sing. Of course make sure you have permits by your local authorities prior to this, or you may find yourself getting "knocked over" with fines. Good luck

2007-03-21 04:07:42 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Write a really long song on lots of sheets of paper and knock the cow over with it.

2007-03-21 04:05:57 · answer #2 · answered by Julia Sugarbaker 7 · 0 0

Use extreme low-end frequencies and bass in the song. That is how the band Sunn O))) writes and performes their music (the sound they create shakes the very core of your being, literally).
That should be enough to "knock over a cow".

2007-03-21 04:07:42 · answer #3 · answered by snipertkc 3 · 0 0

I write songs in three ways...
Sometimes it all comes at one time right out of the air
Sometimes the music comes first and I have to come up with lyrics
Sometimes the lyrics come and I have to make up music
I like the ones that come in a dream all at once
I have written a song that knocks over cows

2007-03-21 04:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by madbaldscotsman 6 · 0 0

Have the track characteristic a amazing-mega-pork-tuba that performs rather rather loud. Then upload in a few of solos for the cow. Start carrying out and get rather into it. End up leaping round and yelling "cheeeeesseburger!!!" after which consume beans lotsa beans lotsa beans lotsa beans. And ultimately whilst the cow thinks you're absolutely insane (which could come quicker within the track, however wait till after the pio pork) courteously ask the cow to fall on his aspect at a given cue. This will have to do the trick. Have amusing.

2016-09-05 10:39:03 · answer #5 · answered by borja 4 · 0 0

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2016-07-13 23:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Well, you can rephrase the nursery rhyme about the cow jumping over the moon...adding... it got knocked down by a shootin star.....hehe:p

2007-03-21 04:09:31 · answer #7 · answered by Pure 2 · 0 0

What? Did you mean COW? Ok

2007-03-21 04:05:11 · answer #8 · answered by angelbaby7595 3 · 0 0

make it really sentimental and emotional and then the cow will swoon

2007-03-21 04:06:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

didnt u see the movie Kung POW?

2007-03-21 04:06:14 · answer #10 · answered by Triskelion 4 · 0 0

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