Men over the ages have taken a beating DOWN UNDER in the name of toughness and machismo while women smartly opted for satin and laces in matters of intimate apparel. I am surprised neandarthals did not come up with briefs made of gunny sack or denim for super He-men oblivious to the vagaries of coarse encounters in Walnut Grove. Moreover, how many people really get to see what kind of intimate apparel most people are wearing? Is'nt it a matter of comfort and choice? So why should men be denied the smothering caresses of a finely cut satin or just so right piece of silk in some soothing shades in the shady areas of their nether regions? The other day I saw a line of apparel being sold discreetly to embarassed Rambos under a Banyan tree. I approached the peddler in the hopes that it was some bootleg copy of some pirated blockbuster. Lo, behold, the salesman unfurled a barrage of soft creations that would make the creator blush. I bought one and it feels "Ah, so mahvellous." Buy more?
2007-03-21
03:43:43
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Kaliyug Ka Plato
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Beauty & Style
➔ Fashion & Accessories