THE TRUTH.
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K calculates to: 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%
and,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E calculates to: 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E calculates to: 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-*-*-* calculates to: 21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103%
AND, look how far a** kissing will take you:
A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+14+7= 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, bulls*** and a** kissing will put you over the top!
2007-03-21 02:24:49 · 18 answers · asked by ms01 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That's a very, very good old joke. I have them among my treasures. labelled as a mathematical viewpoint.
How about this one?
ATTITUDE
There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.
"Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today."? So she did and she had a wonderful day.
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head.
"H-M-M, " she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today."? So she did and she had a grand day.
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head.
"Well," she said, "Today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail." So she did and she had a fun, fun day.
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head.
"YEAH!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair today!"
Attitude is everything.
Have a Good Day!
Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
Therefore, we have no reason to fear the future, for with God in charge, there is no need to worry about anything
2007-03-21 02:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by rosieC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you think about it, you cant give more than 100%.
The only thing I think qualifies for giving 100% is to give up your life for something. Anything less wouldnt be giving it your all, ya know?
2007-03-21 02:29:27 · answer #2 · answered by Mark P. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have a little too much time on your hands.
6+19+3+11+25+15+21................lol.
2007-03-21 02:35:33 · answer #3 · answered by guicho79 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That sounds like a fun little trick, but I am sure that you don't beleive it. Right? I guess kissing can lead to you being on top sure.
2007-03-21 02:28:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 06:06:33 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100 % = all ?
2007-03-21 02:33:47 · answer #6 · answered by c.c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do your all and nothing less because 100 is th top amount of percentage so you do your all which is your best
2007-03-21 02:30:53 · answer #7 · answered by cutemarv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie!
2007-03-21 02:26:49 · answer #8 · answered by Michael b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I,l give it a miss i think
2007-03-21 02:26:54 · answer #9 · answered by Bella 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why ask a question if your going to anwser it yourself?
2007-03-21 02:27:42 · answer #10 · answered by MJ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋