what was your most embarrassing moment?

Answer 1

it was about 20yrs ago,I was on the bus with my young daughter,we were sitting behind an older lady,when the conductor came up to get my fair,as I was paying my fair my daughter leaned forward and pulled the women's hair,but to my horror it was the women's wig,well I was mortified,all I could do was apologise,I got off at the next stop,she was only 3 at the time,loll .

Answer 2

This is gross--I was just getting over the stomach flu, but my friend wanted me to go to the opening of this club with her. We stopped for italian food on the way and I ate some spaghetti. After hanging out for a while and only one drink I started to feel icky, and couldn't get through the people to get to the bathroom before I puked all down the front of myself. Then we had to push our way all through the crowd and exit that way. Everybody was staring at me--ugh.

Answer 3

I was in the supermarket with my wife and the isle I was in was really busy. I kneeled down to get some peanut butter off the bottom shelf and farted really loud on mistake. The pressure must have been just right on my stomach. It seemed that the whole isle went silent. To top it off it smelled soooo bad and then I pretty much crop dusted the whole isle with the smell as I was trying to make my escape. True story.

Answer 4

Well after holding an elevator for about 20 min, and having "sexy time" with my gf in it, it was very embarassing to get out of it and say hello to her brother ho had been waiting in front of it for that exact amount of time - The genitor had previously told him (ove the intercom) we were coming up, but then we took 20 min or more to do it. That was the first time I had seen her brother. Quite embarassing.

Answer 5

i was dancing at a party one time and a little tipsy...well enough to not realize i ripped a hole in my jeans and since i was wearing a thong everyone saw my ***. All the guys were rolling and the the girls were snickering but i laughed to so i wasnt too bad but still embarrassing

Answer 6

I was 18 years old. I was in the lounge of my social club with my new girlfriend she was stroking my leg and accidently touched me in a naughty part. To my horror she blurted out loud "John you got a hard on". Everyone in the room looked over at us including my mother. I have never forgot the look on all of their faces. I just wanted the ground to open up and fall into it.

Answer 7

When i was 11 i went to the toilet and took a comic with me (the beano if i remember rightly) and as the seat was cold i thought i would set the comic on the floor and sit on my hands so my bum wouldn't get cold. so i leant over to read...and promptly fell off, giving myself a great big carpet burn up my nose.

My sister was in the same school as me and she soon told my friends what i'd done so i couldn't even make up a lie. i was called bog diver for years!

Answer 8

When I was about 10 they were renovating our shopping centre. So we were in this one shop and there were ramps pretty much everywhere. My mom told me not to go to the cold food section by the freezers. But no, I didn't listen and *crash* there goes the trolley in the freezer and I fell over the trolley! Everyone was looking!

Answer 9

Gawd... there are too many to name...

But I just laugh about them and tell people the real storey...
Its better to hear it from me than a stranger which would have twisted the storey

Answer 10

when i was in seventh grade i walked into my science class and my jeans fell down. thank Jesus i was wearing cute underwear