I have to give my wife a massage tonight, any tips?

Answer 1

Try doing what I did last night. I gave my wife a massage and played connect the spots (liver spots) with permanent marker and made a map of every rest area from every highway in America...... Then after that was complete. I decided to work my way down and massage her feet also and had seen she had left her socks on. I started to straighten the wrinkles on her socks and to my shock and horror realized she wasn't wearing any. Sorry I must stop writing now, I think I've pucked in my own mouth a little bit.
Good luck and have fun.

Answer 2

Look at it as an adventure, not a chore. Create the right atmosphere--music, candles, foods, oils or lotions, etc. Try to find out as much as you can about how to give a good massage, and if not, just rub slowly at a pressure that is comfortable for her. Also ask her what she likes and how she likes it done. Remember, always massage from the trunk of the body out. For instance, from the shoulders, out to the hands, and from the back, down the legs, out to the feet.

Answer 3

great chance for some play-acting to spice up the love life!

Try imagine you're a professional massues and she's a paying customer.

Things you need to prepare:
1) scented candles (lavendar for relaxation)
2) relaxing mood music (waves coming up to shore or water fall)
3) a nicely printed wrap for her to change into
4) massage oil
5) ingredients for welcome drink
6) Extra if you're really into it, a small tub for hot water to soak her feet.

What you need to do:
1) Dim down the lights and lit the scented candles
2) Get her to change into the wrap (nothing underneath, you insist! ;)
3) make her a welcome drink (be creative)
4) extra: let her soak her feet in the tub for 5-10mins while you prepare the massage room.

The massage:
1) Lay a big towel over the bed or massage table to soak the oil. Make sure it's comfortable to lie on.
2) have her face down and undo the wrap. Cover her body with a huge towel, while exposing the neck and shoulder
3) start with the neck and work to the shoulder
4) after 10 mins, move down with both hands along the side of the spine to the lower back
5) repeat the neck and shoulder and back then turn her around. (make sure her body is covered.
6) massge the side of her head, and gradually move to her shoulders again.
7) move to her arms and hands gentle pressing each finger.
8) move back to her head and you're done :)

How to massage:
Nothing to it.. basically just gentle kneading and finger pressing. No sharp movement or pressure, and keep checking if the strength is right :)

Good luck!

Answer 4

Hire a masseuse. LOL. No it really isn't hard. Just get some massage lotion or oil and rub her down. If you want to leave an impression have some champagne and chocolate covered strawberries waiting for her as well.

Answer 5

Unless she has hinted it is supposed to be a sexy one, don't go anywhere near the fun parts. It really ticks them off and makes them trot out the "is everything sex for you?" lecture if you start rubbing the Big Two Areas during what is supposed to be a relaxing, nonsexy massage.

So unless you are *absolutely* sure it's supposed to go 'somehwere' else, just stick to neck, back, arms, calves, feet. No T&A, my man - no T&A. Not even butt cheek, near butt cheek, upper thigh, watch the ribs (tickle), perhaps finish an hour later with one tiny kiss on the back of her neck but no sexy touching.

Use a good massage oil, lightly scented, play soft music (DirecTV has numerous mellow channels with no commercials), keep the lights low, light some candles, and no rubbing your package on her at all. Good luck buddy.

Answer 6

AWww! You are so sweet to ask advice on how to make you wife's massage a good one. My advice, just give it with love, and ask HER what she likes, cuz everyone likes it a little different. Tell her you asked how to do it on yahooanswers, she'll be so flattered that you care so much. Why can't my husband be more like you?? You are so sweet.

Answer 7

Use warm oils and try to rub her in all the right places. Often massages can lead to something else.

Answer 8

Dim the lights, light the candles, soft music, scented body oil, and don't massage too soft or too hard, you have to do just right...

Answer 9

YES ENJOY IT,GET CANDLES AND HER FAVORITE LOTION WARM IT UP,SLOWLY WORK THE LOTION IN FROM HER FINGERS TO HER TOES HAVE HER LAY ON HER STOMACH 1ST USE YOUR FINGER TIPS AND FIND EVERY CURVE SHE HAS THEN ROLL HER OVER GO FROM HEAD TO TOE YOU WILL FIND AREA'S SHE LIKES MORE THAN OTHERS SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME THERE IT CANT BE AS REWARDING TO YOU BOTH,JUST DON'T RUSH MAKE IT LAST,KEEP THE LOTION WARM MY WIFE LOVES IT,AND I'M NOT COMPLAINING EITHER

Answer 10

set the mood as relaxing and romantic... cover the bed in rose petals... all over... candle lit room... be gentle but firm and use bay oil warmed in a bowel of hot water... dont mic it or it may become to hot. shell thank you for it.