I recently received an e-mail saying I had won an International Lottery. I immediately wrote back and sent them a check so I could claim the money. But instead of having them route the cash to my bank accounts, I told them to send it to a deposed Nigerian Prince who needed help recovering his fortunes. I figured if I invested my entire winnings from the International Lottery with this Prince, I'd be a TRILLIONAIRE!!! Unfortunately, I haven't seen a dime! Is it the Nigerian prince's fault? Or should I write the people who run the International Lottery?
Anyone who helps me figure this out will either get a billion dollars, or ten points.
2007-03-21 00:00:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Personal Finance
I have it! I have been holding it for you in an account that has doubled in value since I received your money. If you want it back, all you have to do is send me your bank account number and routing number (plus a credit card number and your mother's maiden name for verification purposes) and I will deposit it right away.
2007-03-21 02:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by BosCFA 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am friends with the prince in Nigeria and thus know this about your money:
One quarter went to Amy, the little 5 year-old girl that has been sick in a hospital for 20 years now.
Another quarter went to Bill Gates, to help him pay everyone for forwarding his emails and thus making Microsoft great.
The next quarter went to pay the big oil companies for that day a couple of months when nobody went to a gas pump.
And finally, the last quarter went to clean all of the drink cans in the world so that people could drink theri refreshing drinks without wandering about rat pee.
Oh, and I forgot, you still owe 1 trillion dollars for helping save the wales in some part of the world, helping revoke the 1994 Nobel Prize and most importanly fund some crazy guys million lottery give away to everyone in the US.
Thanks!
2007-03-21 04:02:25 · answer #2 · answered by Quilla 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
given which you're 15 years previous (how did i understand that?), in case you make investments that $1000 right into a improve mutual fund (some thing like the Muhlenkamp Fund, MUHX), it is going to possibly earn 14-15% a 300 and sixty 5 days over the long-term, so in case you forgo to any extent further "eletronics" (unsure what they're, LOL!) your $1000 ought to honestly strengthen, all by utilising itself, to be $a million,000,000 by utilising the time you're sixty, without you doing something. Please print this answer out and shop it. perhaps you will are available the time of it once you're 60, broke, hating your pastime and surrounded by utilising previous outfits!
2016-10-02 12:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your money if with the International Lottery. Bad move, sorry.
2007-03-21 02:33:31 · answer #4 · answered by K B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Believe in karma, you did a good thing giving your winnings to the prince and in time you will be justly rewarded. Or alternatively you could accept that you have been conned.
2007-03-21 00:25:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your money's long gone buddy - hope you have your tongue in your cheek and your money in your bank
2007-03-21 00:08:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋