Poetry help required please assist?

Question

Can you help finish my limerick what I have started. It's International Limerick Day today, everyone should write at least one.

There was a young man from St. Kitts,

Answer 1

There was a young man from St. Kitts,
Who had a strange itch in his 'bits',
He scratched it so much,
It eroded his crotch,
Now he's out shopping for something that fits.

Answer 2

There was a young man from St. Kitts,
Who's father ate peach pits
He said one day
Father it may
Be a bit, but will give you a fit...

Answer 3

There was a young man from St. Kitts,
who nearly lost his wits
when a nun from the Parish
quite brazen and garish,
said "Poor Father Rob has the Shhhits!"

Answer 4

There was a young man from St. Kitts,
Who took the train to Slits
With one wooden leg
that came apart with a peg
One stood while the other sits

Answer 5

There was a young man from St. Kitts,
Who had rather a number of nits,
He used to be sad
and his eyes would sag
But then he would feed them to kids.

Answer 6

There was a young man from St. Kitts,
He loved to suck excited t*its
But all the girls from St. Kitts,
Thought that the boy was kitsch
So he had to move to Newport Beach

Answer 7

There was a young man from St. Kitts
Who couldn't get rid of his zits
People would stare
At the messy affair
And run away screaming in fits

Answer 8

There was a young man from St,kitts
he had an addiction for licking cl1ts
he wasnt fussy for t1ts
or even f&nny lips
but he did have a love for Big n1ps

Answer 9

There was a young man from St Kitts
Whose body kept falling to bits.
Said he with a moan,
Picking up a loose bone,
'This is driving me out of my wits'.

Answer 10

Here you go a page of inspiration.

I like the one from 1941, about the nuns.

There was an old abbess quite shocked
To find nuns where the candles were locked.
Said the abbess, "You nuns
Should behave more like guns,
And never go off till you're ..........."

1941