...the only reason we could come up with is that I am so handsome it caused her to go all funny. I have noticed chicks walking into things and falling over in the street when they walk past me but just thought they were clumsy. Can ultimate handsomeness cause temporary blindnesss?
2007-03-20 22:11:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
There is a Zen story.
One day a Zen Master was sitting very sad. His disciples enquired why he is looking sad. He replied that the previous day night in his dream, he became a Butterfly. His disciples asked, so what? How it'll make you sad. Then the Zen Master replied that, when he was a Butterfly he dreamed that he was a Man. Again his disciples asked, how come that will make you sad. To this Zen Master replied, now I don't know whether I'm a man or a Butterfly.
Got it it!
2007-03-20 22:54:10 · answer #1 · answered by ce 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sure you are a very handsome fellow and are capable of making young ladies swoon at the mere sight of you...but on a serious note it could be your wife has low blood pressure ,laying down or sitting for a long periods can cause very mild and temporary blackouts
2007-03-21 05:32:29 · answer #2 · answered by ǝuoʎʞɔɐʍ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can sure sympathize with you. My ex-husband used to strut too, thinking the gals were wanting a piece of the action.
Come to find out it was because he had had an operation earlier and they flubbed up his sight. He was attempting to get a penis transplant and, apparently the physician was high on something because he's ****-eyed now.
(Does a lot eye-balling on the streets too)
2007-03-21 05:32:04 · answer #3 · answered by TameBeast 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like you have gorgeousitus sydrome. It can only be cured by wearing a bag over your head i afraid, so poor young ladies wont become a victim of your condition.
2007-03-21 08:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeh sure, it was your ugly mug that scared her to go blind, got over yourself and stop telling lies you haven't got a gf you batting for the pink team Tee Hee!
2007-03-21 06:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by suzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it can. I tend to drool when I see a man as hot as you walking down the street. Never fails.
Is this you with your cousin Bob?
http://marionmckuzins.com/ugly-men.jpg
Lucky your wife has a sense of humour!
2007-03-21 05:16:50 · answer #6 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It may be that you smell terrible and there close to passing out. Remember Pepe la Peu yip same problem ya skunk!
2007-03-21 05:17:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg was that you when i walked into the lamp post!! No it wasn't coz ur handsome dear i was looking at your big nose ...sorry :)
2007-03-21 12:20:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Sorry - got blinded by the beauty of your avatar and lost the ability to type for a while!
2007-03-21 05:37:50 · answer #9 · answered by crazylady 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
maybe the sun just got in her eye and as for chicks in the street, sounds 2 me you must notice them more than they notice you
2007-03-21 05:23:02 · answer #10 · answered by mudfish 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋