2007-03-20 22:05:17 · 28 answers · asked by Cereal Killer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Reattach a metal robot appendage.
2007-03-20 22:07:59 · answer #1 · answered by Knuckles™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! You type well for a one-handed bleeding to death person! Maybe you should contact Guiness World Records before you dial 911.
2007-03-21 05:12:06 · answer #2 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, you wrap the nub tightly with a cloth, and call a taxi or ambulance depending on how much you want to risk 700 dollars for ambulance fees. Bring extra towels if riding in taxi and try to hide it as you ask him to drive you to nearest hospital.
2007-03-21 05:08:42 · answer #3 · answered by some black dude with no life 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off, if you really did cut off your hand, I'm sure you wouldn't be sitting there bleeding all over yourself, seeking answers through a computer screen.
The real question you should ask is "Why am I wasting everyone's time by asking stupid questions"?
2007-03-21 05:11:13 · answer #4 · answered by armybratincamo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pack it on ice, drink a beer, call 911, drink another beer, slowly fade to blackness, but still holding a beer with your good hand.
2007-03-21 05:13:21 · answer #5 · answered by debdini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put Neosporin on it, and then a band aid.
Then get a baggie with ice in it and hold it there until it feels better.
Oh, don't forget to have your mom kiss it for you ;)
2007-03-21 05:11:34 · answer #6 · answered by Wendy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut off your other hand, too.
2007-03-21 05:08:01 · answer #7 · answered by jamielu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give me a hand?
2007-03-21 05:24:58 · answer #8 · answered by Jayson Kane 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put your hand in ice and call the ER! Silly boy, knives are for cooks!
2007-03-21 05:07:51 · answer #9 · answered by mauikittie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick your arm in the dirt, it will help stop the bleeding
2007-03-21 05:09:50 · answer #10 · answered by Baw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋