WHaT iF mR.lalU pRasAD BecOmES A SupERMaN???

Answer 1

if lalu becomes superman.... then he wont be flying to save people coz of fear of falling of his dhoti

Answer 2

Yamraj's fan

: Rabri Devi died and went to hell (Don't Laugh).
: As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
: She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
: Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock.
: Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
: "Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"
: That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
: "And whose clock is that?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
: The hands have only moved twice,
: telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
: Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
: Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a CEILING FAN".

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: Rabri

: Two young friends (Bunty and Chinto) were standing on the flatform of Bihar. After standing there for one hour, Bunty went to buy sweets from a shop 5 meters away. When he came back, he was crying.
: Chinto: what happened to you?
: Bunty: The shopkeeper slapped me.
: Chinto: Why? What did you ask him?
: Bunty: I only asked him - "rabri ka bhaw kyan hai?"
: rabri as in a sweet and Laloo's wife....

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: Plane

: once sonia gandhi, laloo, a school girl and a panditji was travelling in a plane. suddenly pilot approached them and told that planes one propeler has been failed and the other propeler will last for five minutes and in plane their are only four parachute. And the pilot said that i am a good pilot and the country needs me so i am going to take one parachute and jump and after then sonia gandhi said that i am the leading leader of the country and the country needs me and took one parachute and jumped. And laloo without saying anything took one and jumped. Now their is only one parachute and the panditji said to the girl to jump with that last parachute and added that he was the old person what would he do by living rest of his life. BUT THE GIRL TOLD TO PANDITJI THAT WHY WAS HE

: WORRYING SHE WILL TAKE ONE PARACHUTE AND JUMP AND AND PANDITJI WILL TAKE ONE PARACHUTE AND JUMP AND SAID THAT, " LALOO HAD TOOK MY SCHOOL BAG AND JUMPED."

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: Japan

: Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."

: Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated.

: "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!"

: family planning

: Laloos family planning policy.. "DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"

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: Laloo's Threat

: A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
: A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
: A guy from the front replied,
: "Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.
: He is refusing to move from there!"
: "But why?"
: "He has lost the elections and will now surely be convicted for
: corruption and will have to pay lakhs of Rupess as fines!
: He is threatening to douse himself with kerosene and set himself on fire if people didn't contribute with money to help him pay the fine!"
: "So how much has been collected so far?"

: "Six litres!"
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Answer 3

Then all the trains in India will be flying

Answer 4

that is not legible or understandable. please try again. The Politics and Government section would include questions asked by adults?

Answer 5

simple dear, he will fly in the sky, and u will see him by wonder.

Answer 6

lalu is not so baid as people think but if he becomes SUPER mAnnnn! my god!

Answer 7

he is already a super man... dont you think so ???? :-)