2007-03-20 20:11:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
i saw a fool cutting the very same branch of a tree on which he was sitting
2007-03-20 20:22:10 · answer #1 · answered by discover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This won't make sense if you're not a doggy-person, but......
You know that awful condition where you've just moved house and haven't put everything in place yet?
We had a full-length mirror sorta standng against the wall at an angle. The mutt saw ANOTHER mutt in the mirror and went into DEFEND mode (lotsa barking and posturing). The intruder did exactly the same. So Max the mutt went BEHIND the mirror to bite him in the butt - BUT THE INTRUDER HAD MAGICALLY VANISHED!!!!!
return to front of mirror - HE'S BACK!
this went on for about half an hour.
Max is a miniature dacshund, but thinks he's a rotweiller.
2007-03-21 03:26:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A full scale Scottish Piper Band of Saudi Arabs in Kilts with a Drum Major Marching ahead playing 'Will ye no come home again?' for the late King Fahad as he boarded his Private Jet liner.....They did it beautifully. But I fell about.
2007-03-21 05:05:26 · answer #3 · answered by kautolo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sister was getting divorced and temporarily moved back into my parents' house, taking her ginger cat with her. Well, when cats have a sudden move, they get confused and disorientated and sometimes they pee in odd places. Ginger cat peed in my father's shoe without being seen - my Dad's face when he stuck his foot in that shoe was the funniest thing I've ever seen. I nearly died laughing!
2007-03-21 03:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by Wild About Harry 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive been to a baptism and the baby was coming out of the water when it peed everywhere that has to be pretty funny!
2007-03-21 04:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by GolfRules 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Borat and his manager wrestling maked and then running into the meeting with all the Yanks selling insurance. I nearly peed.
2007-03-21 03:15:00 · answer #6 · answered by chillipope 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
me having to go to the toilet in front of 27 people! but we still laughed for some reason!
2007-03-21 03:21:01 · answer #7 · answered by SL65 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my teacher removing her boogers in front of her office using her point finger(is that what u call it?),she never noticed all of us looking coz she was like in a kind of trance or something... i don't know but that's funny,we never shake hands with her since then...LOL
2007-03-21 03:20:31 · answer #8 · answered by TJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was driving past in the coutnry i just saw one cow hopped on top of another cow's a.s.s and started humping it man it was funny the i rolled down my windows and i mooed at them
2007-03-21 03:32:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl kissed me when I was a boy.
And I did not know what to do!
2007-03-21 03:16:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋