I was walking to my friend's house when I came across a bush shaped like George Washington's pinky toe. It hadn't been there before. But I still passed it. Right as I passed it, a giant Buggaboo monster jumped out at my and started gnawing on my leg. Nobody believed me about the Bugaboo monster and I want to get rid of it so I can go to my friend's house again. It only attacks me. I tried spraying it with battery acid but that just made it even more mad. What do I do?
2007-03-20 19:23:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Finally a tough one,
To treat a Buggaboo, which as you might have noticed is unpreceivible for any but the affected, what you must do is give it somthing else to do. Its bored, thats why its attacking you. The way I see it you have several options. If you dont want to ruin the rest of its stalking life, I suggest attracting it to a female Buggaboo. It will try so hard to get into its snatch itll forget all about you. If you dont know, it can be hard to find a female Buggaboo though. So if you dont mind ruining its life, teach it catholisism. Itll feel so guilty for having been born itll kill itself. Problem solved. If you feel bad for the little guy though, I would suggest you just spark a fatty with the dude, alittle herb and hell stop nawing on your leg. Be warned when stoned Buggaboos tend to get the munchies, he might just eat you out of house and home. You would be blamed as Buggaboos dont exist in anyone elses reality. So you konw, just remember you are responsible for his actions, as they will be blamed on you.
2007-03-20 21:07:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would get a buzz saw, put on hockey goalie mask & re-shape the bush from Washington's pinky toe to nothing left but a hang nail. The monster would see that you are pro-active in dealing with his attacks & would most surely retreat into oblivion. Most monsters, and even ogres, back off only when they know that they have little or no affect on the individual they try to directly attack.
2007-03-21 02:34:10 · answer #2 · answered by gone 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe s/he was just trying to mate with you in true buggaboo fashion. Probably best just to like back and let the buggaboo have their wicked way with you, or you'll never get to your friend's house.
2007-03-21 05:31:21 · answer #3 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink plenty of water. It will help clear your system of the drugs. Put the drugs down, back away. Make sure theres nothing behind you when you do so your you may fall. Do not pick up the drugs again, they are rotting your brain cells.
Perhaps seek medical assistance and or counceling.
2007-03-21 05:29:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roll up a newspaper and smack it on the nose.........how do you know what George Washington's pinky toe looks like?
2007-03-21 07:14:57 · answer #5 · answered by soulburner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the monster that if it is in the closet it must be gay and not worth your time to be afraid. What will it do? Rearrange your furniture?
2007-03-21 08:03:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell it that you deeply respect it as a person, and find that you may have deep feelings for it, and want to know it feels the same way too, as you feel you could make it very happy. Then smile slowly.
2007-03-21 02:32:01 · answer #7 · answered by Testaco 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get your mom or dad to walk with you to the friends house.
Yes...that will be safest.
2007-03-21 15:38:21 · answer #8 · answered by Sionainn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop drop-en the acid
2007-03-21 02:30:56 · answer #9 · answered by mystictoad 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
check it feet and see if any torn is in it.
2007-03-21 02:33:09 · answer #10 · answered by J C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋