2007-03-20 17:44:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would be "Yamster Bodyguard # 3".........
2007-03-20 17:47:06 · update #1
Judas Rabbi would be the center of the plot -- yet never actually seen.
It would be about the quest of hundreds of disparate online users to be like him. Most would actually deny that was their ultimate goal, but subtle plotpoints would reveal the truth.
The character known only as Yamster Bodyguard #3 would be the "conscience" of the piece, sometimes breaking character to offer a sarcastic explanation or humorous quip.
A group of insidious evil-doers, known as Reporters, would try to thwart those who honestly searched for truth.
2007-03-20 17:48:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
An innocent young woman stumbles into the website, where she encounters someone who, through a series of cryptic hints, conveys that he has witnessed a crime committed by the Yamster and is hiding out in a barn, waiting for someone to help him prove the horrible truth to the world. Several other Yahoo Answerers are involved in a dastardly plot to find the man and kill him.
The girl goes on a quest to find the evidence - a special DVD- and eventually arrives at the barn only to find Brad Dourif passed out on the floor and Crispin Glover and Eric Idle running around with antlers on their heads. The twist? The three actors were behind the entire website, and every profile on it is one of their sock puppets.
They steal the magic DVD she brought and disappear into a rift in the space time continuum which leads to 1964 London, where they plan to use all the power in the grid, on a particular day when this dimension swings closest to the next one to the left, to make the earth jump to the other universe where they will rule as evil dictators forever.
Our lovely heroine follows them - she is completely ignorant of the 1960's, and hilarity ensues - and eventually foils their plot by diverting the electricity into a ice cream cone that is being eaten by a pregnant woman, thus endowing the baby with super powers.
The End...?
2007-03-21 01:38:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It will be a crazy a** movie. It has to portray how the internet is not 100% safe. It would be good to show a molester character, trying to get to kids, teens, and adults, everyone in general. Dude, Judas Rabbi has to play a major role here. I can so picture it man. It will sell, dude. Peace!
2007-03-21 00:51:32 · answer #3 · answered by Drivliam 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
bunch of strangers from around the world find this new section of this yahoo answers planet called P&S. A man by the name of Judas Rabbi seems to be ruling this territory, Anh Kia is a hardheaded and a bit envious, he makes his way to the top carrying his own uniqueness and hoping that people would like him for who he is.
2007-03-21 00:51:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anh Kia 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
As the plot thickens, oatie finds himself available to the leading man role - this in the event that judas is indisposed, out of town, hand-cuffed to the laptop, or otherwise unavailable for the part.
2007-03-21 00:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by oatie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Judas Rabbi Vs Everyone else.
Everyone tries to reach top level 7 answerers of P&S.
2007-03-21 00:46:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
about two people (without a life) and how they meet on Y/A, and how they become friends, and everything... they meet in real life a few times, but they don't know that its them, and they keep sharing 'secrets' and later realize that its their friend and everything...
the problem would be that they like each other or something, but have no way of telling =)
2007-03-21 00:49:01 · answer #7 · answered by :D 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brains behind a computer-folks desperate for answers
2007-03-21 00:46:52 · answer #8 · answered by sunflare63 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be called Clueless: Murder in Yahoo Q & A !! The plot would be who killed reportergirl (or whatever her name is) and which one of the deleted accounts did it !!! hahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-21 00:55:27 · answer #9 · answered by Diana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well the MAIN character would beof course ME
2007-03-21 00:46:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋