I had a dream where my science teacher killed me. She's very scary. I think I have scienceteacherphobia. My friends told me to suck it up but now there's someone running around in my backyard. I already tried running around screaming like a moron for 30 minutes. The only weapon I have is an inflatable guitar I won at Great America last week.
2007-03-20 17:37:42 · 11 answers · asked by CheeseFromageQueso 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Teaching
If you are seriously scared about the person in your backyard, call the police. I wouldn't be worried about your science teacher. Dreams are rarely direct reflections of reality.
2007-03-20 17:42:02 · answer #1 · answered by lizzey_in_pink 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use the inflatable guitar and play air guitar with it, sing at the top of your voice, in school also at your science teacher. If the teacher is going to kill you , may as well make them listen to your singing before you go. Sing at your friends too, they are not helping you any. Hit them with the air guitar to fell better.
2007-03-21 00:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by Carl P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! The exact same thing happened to me, only instead of a science teacher, it was a baboon's butt. If I were you, I'd try what I did: fart until you're deflated. That way, you'll be flat on the ground, and won't be ABLE to see the poopbutt in your back yard!
2007-03-21 21:13:16 · answer #3 · answered by Psycobutt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty creepy
umm..once there was a person running around in my backyard!!! Turned out just to be some person who escaped from an insane asylum.. the police came after him a few min later......
2007-03-21 00:48:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay... that's nice... and what exactly would you like us to do? Unless you have a bona fide question to ask us, I suggest you try somewhere else.
Just to let you know, dreams have no application for telling the future or physical phenomena. The thing running around in your yard is probably your dog or your imagination.
2007-03-21 00:43:19 · answer #5 · answered by Daniel Y 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
when you're dreaming, kill her first.
if she's ready with knife in hand and oggling at your neck for a cut-throat life-ending knife to the throat, try jumping away or controlling your dream to make yourself evasive to take control of the otherwise hopeless situation and mess of a nightmare you WOULD have.
or do anything those other people said
but then I wouldn't wanna find out my COUNSELOR is scary too
2007-03-21 00:47:10 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just use that shrink ray you got for your birthday and shrink her, then put her in a cage or something....one with a nice running wheel.
2007-03-21 00:43:50 · answer #7 · answered by Jack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must have used the "Check Spelling" button because anyone as drunk or as stoned as you obviously can't possibly get so many words spelled correctly.
2007-03-21 00:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by GeneL 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do your best air guitar of "Free Bird."
Stalking, killer science teachers can't stand that.
Good Luck....
2007-03-21 01:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by Teacher Man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
take a xani and go to sleep...
school tomorrow
Sweet dreams.
2007-03-21 00:45:31 · answer #10 · answered by Kimber 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋