I'm thinkin' Halfback.
2007-03-20 16:40:10 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
That's freaking hilarious!!! Great spoof...
Maybe your team can roll you down the field to open up a hole for the runner...Hah!
2007-03-20 16:51:53 · answer #1 · answered by Carolina Kitten 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it really depends upon your strength, body type and level of conditioning. Unfortunately for you, your 40 time works against you with regard to halfback because various blocking and running attack schemes do not lend themselves to slow halfbacks, whether it's the power I or the V. The best 40 that I personally ever ran was 5.1 and that was far too slow, so they put me in the line though I was 5'10" and 150! If you're strong, you might try offensive center or better yet defensive nose guard. those positions don't require pure speed, though quickness is a plus (to get into position for either blocking or defensive rushing) but their primary function is to clog the middle and push people around to upset the opposing blocking schemes. If you can do that, you'll be gold. good luck!
2007-03-20 22:58:02 · answer #2 · answered by Road Dog 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You could be a Nose tackle, For Sure, just plug up the holes. Hey The Vikings are looking for guys like you, heck they could take 6 of you, for each side of the line. You would be cheaper than the Millions of Dollars we spend on The Cow Poop we have standing in our running backs way now.
2007-03-20 20:39:20 · answer #3 · answered by fresh goddessDenver 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should be the center, any QB should be able to see over you just not around you. Then when you graduate for high school you could get a full ride to Colorado university as the mascot. Not sure if they would be willing to absorb the extra cost into feeding you since it might be cheaper to feed the Buffalo.
2007-03-22 07:25:13 · answer #4 · answered by boldthought1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
forreal halfback? yea that work, but you better be able to run while getting hit, because my whole team once went up against a short huge guy and he made a first down every time
offensive tackle or guard but its a lot of work, you get to be cool though
2007-03-20 17:13:34 · answer #5 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DT, you'd be great for a 3-4 defense, just take on two O lineman and let the linebackers do the work
2007-03-20 20:25:40 · answer #6 · answered by aarontierney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could play center, guard or tackle. By that I mean you could sit in the CENTER of the bench, GUARD the water bucket, and TACKLE the first person who tries to get a drink without the coaches' say so!
2007-03-21 07:04:01 · answer #7 · answered by bigvol662004 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about Left Out!
2007-03-20 17:16:31 · answer #8 · answered by wolf n dolphin beals 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could be the QB. You got the height, the size and, the speed. How good is your arm? How well do you undrstand the game? I say tell the coach "I want to be the QB!"
2007-03-21 02:20:44 · answer #9 · answered by hamthugger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well there are a number of positions someone of your stature could play.....ex: Coach, Football, The entire crowd, 50 yard line, concession stand, or better yet you could be the bleachers so all the girls can sit on your lap!
2007-03-20 16:47:17 · answer #10 · answered by Big E 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋