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Books were on the mantle! It might have been an illusion but his nose seemed to start growing on camera.

2007-03-20 16:35:03 · 10 answers · asked by murphy 5 in Politics & Government Politics

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I wonder how it still fits on his face.

2007-03-20 16:42:38 · answer #1 · answered by katydid 7 · 3 0

A gerbil with a severe brain injury could do a better job. It's not like there's nobody around him to do his reading for him. He's soooo stupid that he ignores the advice of people much, much smarter than him and instead does what the voices in his head tell him to do.

2007-03-20 16:48:51 · answer #2 · answered by vinny_the_hack 5 · 0 0

Do you think the terrorists would rather that America elect another Republican just like President Bush or any of the Democratic candidates?

I rest my case.

2007-03-20 16:55:30 · answer #3 · answered by Jacob W 7 · 1 0

Yes the Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde syndrome.

2007-03-20 16:40:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The Colbert Report showed him trying to close the electric door. Not to familiar with the place, apparently.

2007-03-20 16:44:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Righteous!

2007-03-20 16:40:40 · answer #6 · answered by marianddoc 4 · 0 0

My son is with Special Forces in Iraq and he says they intercepted a secret message from Ai-Qaeda that said Osama died laughing when he heard Hillary was probably gonna be the next commander in chief. After all the help he got from Bill he was so extatic about the Hillary news , he died Laughing. He reportedly told his top luitenants that Al-Qeadas mission is now complete and nothing they could do would possibly be worse for America then Hillary. In his last official act, he declared the Jihad over and gave his commanders the keys to the beach house in Yemen. Allah Bless Hillary!!!!!

P.S. I am Osama Bin Ladens Ghost and I approve this message.

2007-03-20 16:44:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 5

They're all signed editions of "My Pet Goat".

2007-03-20 16:39:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

He appeared to be sweating bullets.

2007-03-20 16:38:46 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Cassie ♥ 5 · 10 0

glad all you libs can show some respect for the president if you think you could do a better job why dont you run in 08

2007-03-20 16:38:17 · answer #10 · answered by gus1023 5 · 0 16

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